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So, that's it.
We're going to start slowly,
Give me cash? You got cash?
That's from both of us
I can't... I can't do this.
So, you guys wanna stay here,
Scotty doesn't know
Yeah.
I'm on it.
Bratislava!
Did you say fluggegecheimen?
Aww. Thanks, baby!
I AM A GIRL
European Ass
We can call them. They could help. Let me see your phone.
I just wish someone would show up
I did it with her on his birthday
I'm gonna need a minute here, OK?
But i am Swiss
Bye.
- I'm going to Germany. - No...
I guess I really haven't done that much.
I hope we're just as popular in college as we were in high school.
- No!
it's Mieke, a common German girl's name,
Relax. Paris is practically a suburb of Berlin. It's a nothing commute.
This girl is not only smart and funny, and stunningly beautiful,
If there’s time
I was going to step out back and have a cigarette.
- Here we go. - Really?
Still she's on her knees And Scotty doesn't know
Gonna tell Scotty Gonna tell myself
These Gabas are bullshit!
- We will be. - I know.
The pope is dead!
A nickel!
I got robbed, and it was awesome
I'm never drinking again.
Oh, holy shit!
Wish me all sorts of luck, guys.
There's so many penises.
Yep. Pretty wild, pretty wild.
- Sing!! - My baby takes
I spent four years tutoring lacrosse players to pay for it,
Too much sauce, son.
BIDEN DOESN'T KNOW, BIDEN DOESN'T KNOW
All right. Twins said they'd meet us here.
Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know
Our tour begins in the Vatican museum.
Ghh
Here’s a fun fact. Voltaire contracted Syphilis two blocks from here
And don't worry about telling your folks, 'cause...
Let's just forget about it, 'kay?
We're going to see the Mighty Reds do the frogs in Paris.
Hey, check it out! I wonder what this does.
Which way did they go?
and claim my birthright, which is a series
Oh, yes. Very soon. They are building it now.
Our League on the Waiver Wire
Scott? Scott Thomas?
No, no, I get it. Yeah.
Do you guys wanna see my itinerary? Do you wanna see my balls?
- Catchy tune. - Fuckin'-a, man.
If there's time
Hey, guys, I'm so glad we got to take this trip together.
And where's Bert?
- Ladies? - Bitches?
- How big is Vatican City? - 0.5 square kilometers.
Sangria.
Hello candy!
Come with me, Jennifer. We will sail away together.
Oh, no.
Ohhh...
Dreams come true
Don't worry. Hash brownies are totally legal here.
Sounds a little gay…
We're the Manchester United fan club...
- So do something about it. - What can I do?
Except your dignity.
That's better... Keep rubbing it
On, on, vandersexxx!
From Ohio!
biden doesn't know
So, it's over?
who is over here, in Berlin.
RavenLoft? RavenLoft!
Happy Birthday Aurora
Ow!
You were the most knowledgeable, albeit idiosyncratic,
Don't tell Scotty
Hot stuff
Hey, Scotty, what's up?
Fuck if I know.
Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know
A nickel! You see this? I quit! I'll buy my own CW Network!
We all go to Amsterdam, and Jamie's the one who hooks up!
Gotta a little special thing I'd like to do tonight.
It’s Priyanka, a common girls Indian name