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Scotty doesn’t know How to take days off
VOLTAIRE CONTRACTED SYPHILIS TWO BLOCKS FROM HERE
I think that your top is getting in the way
You made out with your mum
If at any time the ecstasy gets too great,
Hey, don't...
or papal apartment. We're obviously not permitted.
- Fiona! - Bert, get out of here.
I watched a brother and sister make out.
Это они уже придумали до меня!
No, but I will let you buy me a drink.
It's my passion.
Sounds great.
Reading your email.
Bring on the fluggegecheimen!
If there’s time
So go to Berlin.
Makes the Nikon look like a disposable.
Scusi.
.
What do you mean, you're dumping me?
Hey...
Peter’s EuroTrip
- So good. - OK, I can't breathe! God!
But I am swiss!
Eugene Have a very special day
MENNNOOONA!!!
Mi scusi.
What a fucking loser
watching the Manchester United football team!
Go on, you gaelic fucking garlic-breath tossers!
But I'm not actually a tour guide.
I have cheated on my husband.
Are you gonna be my
Better let me hold on to those.
- We can go to Denmark. - I love Denmark.
Hey, Wade! Great party, buddy.
Going to play a little song for you
I think I know why.
Hans! Gruber!
Didn't tell your boss you were leaving the country?
How's you, sucka?
- Give it to me. - Oh!
of the greatest football team in the world...
What a fucking loser
I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in.
First bus to Berlin doesn't leave till tomorrow. What do you wanna do?
This is so strange.
It’s Priyanka, a common girls name.
Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know
Perhaps you should give yourself to someone else...
Yes! You take her hair...
I watched a gay porno once I didn't know until halfway in!
Mi scusi
You know America was founded by prudes.
- Really? - Trust me
This is one crazy pope.
What the hell is wrong with you, C-3PO?
What is that?! That's not a word, it's a...
the 30, the 20, the 10...
But I can get you both to London today for $118.
where he will gas you, stuff you in the back of his van,
Chica! Chica!
You... and your retarded friend,
See? That's a picture of Mieke and his cute cousin, Jan.
Mieke and I had this incredible bond.
Cooper, not again!
My Starlink will be here soon Oh, yes, very soon, They are building it now
She would not tell me why.
All right, we can't all just lie around all day.
Cooper, the hat! The hat!
Neither do I.
She tells him she's in church But she doesn't go
Oh, Scotty doesn't know
How cool is this?
What a fucking loser! I'm gonna videotape this.
This is Mieke's apartment building.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, I'm sorry. I'm not much of a singer...
Scotty has to Scotty has to go
- Scotty doesn't know
Be my girl
I'm really hungry. I think I've got the munchies.
Pretty dang good, lads!
This song sounds familiar.
but he got there cheap, is what I'm saying.
To find me...
Enough Fiona talk. Look around. There's gotta be 100 drunk girls.
It's so cool when you're on top
You!
That’s not an Amex statement, that’s someone’s quarterly income
I'll go.
Gotta have some hot stuff
you get in there, and you say what you got to say.
Address blocked? Email not delivered.
We have to check it out. Who's with me?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
She blocked her email account, her phone number's not listed.
Oh, my God! Candy!
- Do you wanna see my itinerary? - Do you wanna see my balls?