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so you'll have enough money to bury me with.
Just keep it all. I just wanna get some rest.
- Where are you going? - To ask these people for more time.
We got in trouble 'cause you weren't bringing enough money home.
or a little zucchini now and a little pork and beans later.
I keep my stuff arranged neat. You got my...
We'll dig a deep tunnel all the way down into the ground...
- They ain't gonna take it. - I just read you the letter.
- You are Mr. Sanford, aren't you? - No speak English.
And if you don't open up, we're gonna force our way in.
- I need my glasses. - Get your glasses.
- Wait. I can't let you upstairs. - Let me by, Mr. Sanford.
Get your father a doctor and let him have a nice examination.
And his wife came back a little while later...
Just... Just look at this.
Just look at this.
Two happy people... Sanford and Son.
It's instant, cooked in a percolator and served to a drip.
but it's just starting for us... the trips to the hospital, the clinic.
Let me see that.
I'm going upstairs and fill up the tub with water before they turn that off.
- Yeah, from rags to riches. - Yeah, we're back on Easy Street.
I just got back from Malibu.
Well, don't yell at me. Yell at that guy out there blockin' the market.
All of a sudden, James Cagney say, "They got me, dirty rats. They got me. "
Well, I'll just tell them it's been delivered and put it in your mailbox.
BIG Dummy AND BIG Dummy
- What am I gonna do with all of them? - Put 'em back in the mailbox.
I saw it in a movie once on the late, late show.
Then I'm gonna have to force my way in.
- Is that all the food we got? - It's all I could find.