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Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]

TV-14 Comedy
 

Nick and Schmidt help Jess get her things out of her ex's apartment. Later, Jess meets new roomie Winston, who's back from playing basketball abroad.

#1
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.106
Suck it, Mr. Crabs.
#2
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.474
- How's your yogurt thing, Schmidt? - Oh, the parfait? It's parfait.
#3
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.075
Schmidt happens.
#4
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 17.463
Defense, defense, watch out for the defense
#5
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 17.206
- Did you just make up "nectar"? - No, it's a volleyball term.
#6
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.866
- How about "jerk" or "idiot"? - Mr. Crabs.
#7
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.645
Yeah, well, I thought you were the love of my life, so...
#8
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.597
I dare you.
#9
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.285
- Keep the bell. - What?
#10
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 15.809
Then I dare you, come take it off my head, pal.
#11
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 15.292
I told you to water the plants.
#12
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.957
- I love bikes. - Not enough.
#13
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.209
I thought we were gonna handle this like adults, Jess.
#14
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.017
Oh, look at that. Rosh Hashanah, '06.
#15
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.777
You have made love to a lot of forgetful women.
#16
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.302
One more shot. One more shot. Just one more. Just one more.
#17
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.008
Mm-hm. - Yeah, I needed a leader.
#18
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.958
I spent six years trying to figure you out.
#19
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.819
- Wanna see me flex my base? - No. Put your shirt on.
#20
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.643
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
#21
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.594
I'm not falling for it.
#22
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.584
Actually, that's not fair. She might be a really nice ho.
#23
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.526
You really think I'm top dog?
#24
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.521
What do you take me for, some kind of idiot?
#25
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.082
You got some Schmidt on your face.