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Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]

TV-14 Comedy
 

Nick and Schmidt help Jess get her things out of her ex's apartment. Later, Jess meets new roomie Winston, who's back from playing basketball abroad.

#1
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.706
- How's your yogurt thing, Schmidt? - Oh, the parfait? It's parfait.
#2
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.038
Suck it, Mr. Crabs.
#3
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.110
Schmidt happens.
#4
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 18.591
Oh, look at that. Rosh Hashanah, '06.
#5
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 18.342
Defense, defense, watch out for the defense
#6
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 17.798
I dare you.
#7
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 17.663
- Did you just make up "nectar"? - No, it's a volleyball term.
#8
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 17.546
- I love bikes. - Not enough.
#9
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 17.491
- How about "jerk" or "idiot"? - Mr. Crabs.
#10
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 17.154
Yeah, well, I thought you were the love of my life, so...
#11
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.653
Then I dare you, come take it off my head, pal.
#12
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.639
- Keep the bell. - What?
#13
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 15.824
I told you to water the plants.
#14
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 15.298
- Aah! What was on your hand? - Thumb ring, bitch!
#15
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 15.139
I'm not falling for it.
#16
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.720
I spent six years trying to figure you out.
#17
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.655
I thought we were gonna handle this like adults, Jess.
#18
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.654
You have made love to a lot of forgetful women.
#19
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.464
You go and save the best for last
#20
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.404
One more shot. One more shot. Just one more. Just one more.
#21
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.393
- Wanna see me flex my base? - No. Put your shirt on.
#22
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.247
Mm-hm. - Yeah, I needed a leader.
#23
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.903
You got some Schmidt on your face.
#24
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.662
- Rochelle, like a mermaid. - Yeah.
#25
Kryptonite - New Girl [S01E02]
Released: 2011-09-27, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.615
Actually, that's not fair. She might be a really nice ho.