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Kimmy Goes on a Date! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E03]

TV-14 Comedy
 

Kimmy and Jaqueline try to hide their pasts, while Titus lies to Lillian about money so he can spend it on headshots for his future.

#1
Kimmy Goes on a Date! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E03]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 32.089
Or as white people say, Later days... buddy.
#2
Kimmy Goes on a Date! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E03]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 27.405
Someone's anus is purely decorative.
#3
Kimmy Goes on a Date! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E03]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.181
Where is Cupertino?
#4
Kimmy Goes on a Date! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E03]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.838
Buddy.
#5
Kimmy Goes on a Date! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E03]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.330
I fell asleep eating a Hot Pocket.
#6
Kimmy Goes on a Date! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E03]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.275
at the funeral...
#7
Kimmy Goes on a Date! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E03]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.132
Oh, God, it's the wrong Boyz II Men song.
#8
Kimmy Goes on a Date! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E03]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.372
Boyz II Men. Yeah, sing it, baby, man.
#9
Kimmy Goes on a Date! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E03]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.179
Crisscross applesauce.
#10
Kimmy Goes on a Date! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E03]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.954
But you're an Indian, Jackie Lynn.
#11
Kimmy Goes on a Date! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E03]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.931
I spent 15 years in that bunker eating beans
#12
Kimmy Goes on a Date! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E03]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.824
No one told you to use the poop.
#13
Kimmy Goes on a Date! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E03]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.424
I'm being bullied, and I'm not even fat!
#14
Kimmy Goes on a Date! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E03]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.356
What the living hell is this?
#15
Kimmy Goes on a Date! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E03]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.343
So you two hit it off?
#16
Kimmy Goes on a Date! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E03]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.110
Later days...
#17
Kimmy Goes on a Date! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E03]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.925
♪ I'll make love to you ♪
#18
Kimmy Goes on a Date! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E03]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.810
Women can be anything these days.
#19
Kimmy Goes on a Date! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E03]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.749
Yes, although for my taste, it's a little too much penis.
#20
Kimmy Goes on a Date! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E03]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.660
Xanthippe Lannister Voorhees,
#21
Kimmy Goes on a Date! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E03]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.540
This soup is freezing!
#22
Kimmy Goes on a Date! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E03]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.531
White people... am I right?
#23
Kimmy Goes on a Date! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E03]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.473
Wow. Is this a Macintosh?
#24
Kimmy Goes on a Date! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E03]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.445
Oh, they bred that out.
#25
Kimmy Goes on a Date! - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt [S01E03]
Released: 2015-03-06, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.443
Grenade!