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Yeah, Nick Panero. Those were the rumblings.
Look, this hairy, drunk rent-a-cop confused go away for hit on me.
When Jake hears the news
and she's been kidnapped.
Okay.
Here you go.
My pleasure.
Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 The best scene is 10 seconds long
She says you can't be alone
Well, there's no way Panero can go on.
Yeah, I thought we were talking about CJATJC.
Well, I hope you're able to turn that around this time.
You know times have been tough,
Time to even the playing field.
We'll never get to them on time.
we have not had so much as a towel go missing.
Pick it up. Pick it up before he ruins it.
When they think they Slick
- I'll be fine on my own, thank you. - No problem, sir.
Hello. Hello?
honor, and acts of heroism,
Shows you how I live my fife!
Come on.
- Van Gogh is traveling. - Excellent.
That got real.
That doesn't sound like something that can be fixed here.
- Nice to meet you, yeah. - Are you here with your wife?
taking out your crew one by one,
I need to know who's staying in your Presidential Suite.
I heard of you Rumor has it you thought you were giving the keynote tonight.
Sugar.
Wide hips, thick ankles and a low center of gravity.
in the sweet escape of keeping the West Orange Pavilion Mail safe.
That man, sitting right over there. That man,
- That's okay. You just hit the trip wire is all. - Okay.
I will bring a folk guitar to a pumpkin fight,
- That way? - Yeah.
Don't you worry about that, Turtle.
Give me the gun. Finish them. Go!
Well, that's not fair. I already told you my name.
We're moving. Here we go.
No. Muhrtelle. I got it right away. I'm pretty good.
- Flashlight? - Always.
I'm okay.
Since I was named head of security five years ago,
your little fantasies about being a real cop, Mr. Blart.
Okay, clear this place out.
Paul?
All right! I've never felt more alive!
What has gotten into you? You lied to me.
- No. No, no, no. I... - Dad, you're embarrassing me!
As exciting as that sounds, I think I'm just gonna take a bath and a nap.
but if you check the Grand Ballroom
I mean, he still sleeps with a night light.
It's a prototype. I'm not supposed to show anybody,
Dad. Come on.
but we have a complaint about the noise.
Hey!
Staten Island Industrial Complex.
I plan to.
Your daughter and the restaurant are that way,
- Are you okay? - Thank you so much.
Maya?
And then there was those six days of marriage.
It only goes up to D.
- Is that bad? - No.
We'll figure it out later. I got to get going.
Yes. No, no, I can't... I can't...
I'm a highly trained security specialist.
Shipping. Thank you.
Okay.
Thank you.
No, that's me twice. That doesn't work.
Why do we do it?
- Well, I was going to, but... - You never called me once.
This whole thing's like a pool inside, like an indoor pool.
Have Robinson take him to the helipad.
All by my...
You go, Paul Blart!
I'm from corporate, so...
- Oh, no - You couldn't stay out of the way, could you?
Yeah.
Fun Fact. .
No!
That's the problem.
I'll stick your face in maple syrup and make you sing gospel