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I'm just not ready for public consumption.
I'm sorry. It's just that Lane invited me to go out to the pool...
- What is that in your hand? - Oatmeal cookie.
Who is this guy? What's going on?
Maya?
No. Actually, I don't have a lot, no.
A mall.
Rumblings? - About the keynote.
You know, maybe I could meet him sometime.
You finish loading. I'll finish this.
and that you're doing everything in your pathetic power
They're stealing art from the hotel!
Mr. Blart, I want you to know that we will get to the bottom of this,
- $60. - 60 bucks.
Non-entity.
but my dancing shoes are currently out for repair.
But if being a security officer was easy, anybody could do it.
So before you retreat behind that wall we all put up,
- It's a figure of speech, Daddy. - No, no, I know.
Lactic acid!
I'm not gonna go. I'm not gonna go.
Always bet on Blart.
"Great guy, great guy."
I love it! Root beers around the horn!
Fool me once, shame on you.
Windershins! It's about the art!
It is. And I think the doors are open, so...
How does that blow your hair back, Blart?
but Mr. Furtillo here, being the head of security,
Look, I understand it's the 21st century,
And no one told me anything.
Move as fast as you can.
Sir.
That's a full-on cry.
You...
I'm sorry you feel that way. I'll leave you alone.
- Vegas, baby! - Let's hit the tables!
And I don't normally deliver dry cleaning either,
All right.
I hurt my neck, I hurt my neck.
All right.
- Could not do it. - I could never do that alone.
I think you're crazy.
- Great hair. - Thanks. It's not mine.
Suggesting we make an exchange.
- Come on, man! - Look!
Enjoy.
Officer Blart.
You said the upgrades weren't scheduled till tomorrow.
- The field is out there. - No more bets.
I am the general manager of this resort, so I don't take tips.
I'm just saying, you know, just that cops think they're all that,
Word on the street, it's gonna be the officer
Things will never be the same.
- Actually, it's officer - Okay, sorry about that.
How long have you worked here?
Andy, now give the fake cop a hug.
Dad, you saved the mall. They should honor you.
Still gonna need a valid license, though.
that would change my life forever.
Maya, California, it's too far away.
I do, I do, but this gal's a bit tired.
Actually, I don't need a clue. You just told me.
Unless RoboCop walks into the room.
I welcome it!
What are you doing here?
I'll see you at the reception. I'm not gonna go.
Is there someone you can call?
Sir, I can help you down here.
Well, we're about to find out.
Your fear of being alone.
- Pick his brawn. - Here's your chance.
Okay.
I will close with this.
My parents were thrilled when I got my GED.
but once you reach the top, the view is amazing.
- Are you gonna want turndown service? - No, thank you!
It was just somebody trying to intimidate you.