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A renegade.
Lane? Lane? That's what this betrayal's about?
This location's been compromised.
Colossal.
Dad, are you okay? You should really get checked out.
You know what, ma'am, he doesn't want to give me a hug.
Take a dip! Yeah!
- Look, I feel just terrible. - I need your help!
We need to establish motive. Do you have a lot of money?
- How's that? - So far, so good.
A little too much club.
You know what?
Unacceptable. Kill him.
I mean, who cares?
- Hot pepper spray? - Check.
I told you I was crazy.
Okay, first of all, we're all big. We're Blarts.
A Rocky Mountain steed.
You got to... You got to fan out, guys.
Yeah, the silence was unbearable.
or our head of security, Mr. Furtillo.
Honey, we've been invited to the Security Officers Trade Association Expo
I'm just gonna fire some questions at you, though,
It has a view of the Strip.
He turned me down immediately.
You don't move.
We don't have much time.
I'm sorry, I don't follow.
boy, I am so crazy.
- Yeah, you got to love the zip. - I do. I mean, I was born to zip.
You don't want to go out with me?
Well done, Blart.
That's not true, Dad.
Well, I guess I've been overruled.
who wrote some really long books about sailing and stuff,
Don't look up, either!
You got me. You done gone and got me.
Look, I know it takes two to tango,
What a day!
Okay, yeah. I mean, no, you should...
Sorry, no offense.
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- Give me 20 bucks for the hard six. - Okay. $20.
Hey, yo, have you guys seen Maya?
Selamat datanh di bumi abdya
and I don't care, I'm going double parm. So...
That's Paul Blart.
I will crawl inside you and lay eggs like a baby spider!
Vyom Be like
You scared?
Understand this. We are pulling the trigger, boys.
So Paul Blart hadn't officially peaked after all.
- Really? - Yeah.
Closer.
Do not look down!
I understand.
just know that Officer Panero was here for you.
Dad!
That was in the throat.
Sorry. Big man on a rope!
Yes. Good catch.
Did you get the new locations yet?
Just tell me who's staying there.
But he's the real deal, Divina.
All right, guys. Who took my show hair?
Now, where exactly did...
You have your own superhero.
Hey, Blart. I heard you need a little backup.
And now your daughter can't wait to get away from you.
Come on. Maya.
I'm getting tight. I'm getting tight.
Boy. We got a meet-and-greet in 15.
You guys took me for a lot of money on my last visit.
I came straight from a haircut.
- I catch you at a bad time? - No. No, no. It's a pleasure, sir.
Nope, my fault. I startled you.
Selamat datang di bumi abdya
I want the truck waiting in Juérez in one hour.
Ramos, this is Henk.
Now, we're leaving the van Gogh for last,
What is it that we all have in common?
Blart!
- He thought he was giving it. - You thought you were giving it?
- So? - I'm gonna need about 20 minutes, Vincent.
That's a very good defense. One more!
- Did you guys play Beth? - No.
That didn't even glance off the chest. It went right up.
She's very patriotic.