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One more second here, There.
.....
All right, hug him, Andy.
Totally understand. I get it. Yeah, you're right.
due to humanitarian reasons, 18 years ago.
I'm deathly allergic. What are you trying to do to me?
Well, I'm Divina Martinez, the hotel's general manager,
- Daughter. - Yeah.
They let me know when the high rollers check out early, so...
And there's the old lady who can't find her car in Parking Level F
You're still giving me a ticket?
I got to get air. I got to get air, I got to get air.
I'm definitely done. Not this time!
I mean, can you imagine
Yeah, okay.
Of course I can, if I want some smog on my earthquake flakes!
Come on. No.
Anyway, come with me.
Paul Blart knows what's up!!
who was supposed to alert me if the schedule changed.
Holy crawfish!
It was just as depressing as Idaho.
Wow, that is the brownest banana I've ever seen.
a loving father, a strange,
You thinned my manpower significantly.
No way. I already feel like a SWAT unit.
Honey.
Roger that.
But don't kid yourself, Paw Blart.
Internal Affairs, so I just...
I should've recognized the steely-eyed gaze of a fellow brother-in-arms.
Don't need it. It's already been scanned. Locked and loaded.
You leave the bath filled, which could have caused water damage,
I'll stick your face in maple syrup and make you sing gospel!
of anybody under the age of 18,
- You just do not get it. - Get what?
What happened to my little George Washington?
That would be great.
then you have no purpose.
there is no way you are a security guard here.
Hey, Dad. I ordered your favorite.
Chicken Chow Lane?
The housekeepers are all good friends of mine.
But I've never been better.
- Yello-ha! - Good afternoon.
Why do I do it?
This hotel is solid.
Hey, sir. You actually forgot your valet ticket.
and then I turn to him and I say, Hand over the yogurt.
Pleasure's mine.
Decorum. De-cor-um.
Your lip is sweating. It’s sweating...
Eduardo's in on it.
just longing to catch... He's crying right now, isn't he?
- It was, like, six years ago. - You got to let it go.
You know, she's not available right now, so...
Like the song says,
And that view is even more beautiful when you have someone to share it with.
I might have made a colossal mistake.
that just is off the hook after 9:00. It just gets crazy.
Mr. Blart.
There's gonna be a surprise keynote speaker tonight.
Paul Blart had officially peaked.
Sorry. Sorry to startle you, sir.
- I think you're overreacting. - Really?
above and beyond the call of duty,
Where's that phone?
I don't know. Some man brought a bunch of these down
I think I can short this and get us out of here.
What am I gonna say? What am I gonna say?
hells ya dog
We need a leader right now that can step up, take the reins and inspire us.
Gotta say, Henk, nice uniform.
I said you had nice hair and nice teeth.