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That's orange chicken.
Yeah! Sorry. Tuck and roll.
Random selection. No need to get too nervous.
twice,
We're going now.
- They're the worst. - Don't get me started.
That's so cool' you got into UCLA. You must be stoked!
- Hey! Can you help us? - Absolutely.
That's why we have you.
- Dad! - But hear me out.
But I do ride!
Relentless.
It's our last trip together before she goes off to college.
Blart now in session Blart
Exhale, pull the trigger. Predator.
Hey! Nope, nope, move along.
- That's far enough. - Maya, you okay?
Not today death! Not today!
I simply don't care!
I sense what you're doing, Divina.
- You see that? - That's not good.
- Pleasure to be here. - He's blotto.
What? What?
- Ramos, it's Henk. Where are you? - Le Réve theater.
Could this be some domestic situation?
- Okay, here we go. - Thanks.
And, secondly, that's actually against resort policy. So...
and, really, only award,
But once you reach [he top, the view is amazing.
When you miss your mommy
but what you're doing right now is so wrong.
- Where did you find this? Please, Maya,
My God!
Fun fact for you... NGU Admissions Champions are the best!
I'm going to UCLA.
- I don't got a good hamstring. - It's all right.
Sounds easy, doesn't it?
Fun fact for you...
Well, she's following her destiny, and I support it fully.
Well, at least I have this little angel to get me through.
Why don't you come with me, sir. I'll get you a dry towel.
- Your girlfriend found out you... - No girlfriend, I don't have a girlfriend.
He sleeps with the fishes Literally.
- Why are you back here? - No, I'm from shipping, so...
Donna Ericone, Mall of freaking America.
Marbles. You can't run with these under your feet.
- Hey... - Ma'am, Officer Panero here,
the Security Officers Trade Association is proud to bestow on Officer Paul Blart
Actually, sir, you can't.
- What's all the hoopla, friend? - This guy's crushing.
Now, what can I do for you?
And pulse back in range.
A whole lot of ridicule.
- Someone's messing with the shipment! - Radio.
so sorry, there are no special favors.
People call us heavy, skinny, lumpy.
I guess I wasn't supposed to see.
The road of life is always under construction.
and he rescued my daughter and me, and he loves you.
- Get this game going. - Your root beer, sir.
This is Officer Blart. I need to keep this line...
Yeah.
Who is Art?
Yeah.
Hey. Closer.
It's number one on our buyer's list, and I am not leaving without it.
"Some people think that holding on is what makes one strong."
My father insists that I keep an extra phone battery on me.
and I hear the same calling you do.
- You got your extra phone battery? - Yes.
- Dad, are you spying on me? Spying?
Yeah? Well, here's a few things you don't know about me.
I made my decision.
We live as we dream.
I know you've lost a lot lately, and you're scared,
- What is that? - I got this for you.
I'll need a valid driver's license if you want to take it for a test drive.
That is, until she got drilled by a milk truck.
On second thought, I think I'd rather air-dry.
Maya, look, I know you're mad at me.
- Me? - Yeah. It's easy.
This gift is adorable, but...
Well, let's see if I bankrolled the right NSA agent.
Okay.
What a guy!
but that's gonna push us back.
- Pocketknife keychain. Just in case. - In case what?
We take a test and everything. It's pretty vigorous.
Well, I'll come back and get you for dinner at Bartolotta,
- Your wife got angry? - I'm not married.
maybe for a year or two until I get settled, then I have to say,
There's my paper.
Excuse me, Ms. Martinez?
- What'd I do? - You don't get it.