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we've had to bring in a different speaker tonight.
- It's unbelievable. - Unbelievable.
Missed.
Can’t Wait.
I’m famous
I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me.
and was glad she kept her receipt.
- No. You know what, I never said... - Man, you gotta stop
that I was not making advances towards you earlier,
Blart!
with a thermal lance. Now, it can be done,
It's pronounced like turtle or “girdle?”
- First your wife dumps you at the altar. - Wrong.
- I'm from shipping. - Yeah, I Know
This just shifts the focus away from my arthritis.
Not too much fun.
Crusher.
Your lip is sweating. It's sweating.
So, instead, how about a nice, warm Expo welcome
So I am in, okay? What do I do?
and being in possession of one of your prize paintings.
Pain!
Philadelphia Farmers' Market.
And then your mom kisses a bus.
This is nice.
- Where are you? - Waiting for the van Gogh. Where are you?
Thanks.
I understand, sir.
Fan it out, fan it out.
Excellent.
- Give me $20 on the field. - That's all I have.
Dad!
- This guy's like a cockroach. - Where are you?
Someone's gonna have to call that in, get that changed, okay?
They want to hear you.
That's exactly what I said. I said that.
- That's crazy. What, you don't got a belt guy? - No, I don't have a belt guy.
- Told you we should play Beth. - Not now. Frank!
There's a lip on that carpet.
We have the accommodations you requested all ready for you.
Stand back.
as long as I have you by my side, I'm gonna be okay.
Maya, use your pepper spray!
Well, think about it this way.
The last couple of days really reracked my priorities.
Look, this is crazy.
If we live, I'm not going to UCLA.
There you go.
The journey is hard,
The road of life is hard.
Holy crawfish!
Seven out. Craps.
Just know I'm working my way through a maze of personal fire,
Nice to meet you.
Look, I understand you have no control over this.
Nice little break in the day.
Thank you.
and the Security Association restricts the hiring
Yup. Third time was the charm.
Security chose me!
MR. WYNN
What are you doing here?
Allow me to introduce you to a few of my associates.
At least I still had the one thing that never seemed to let me down.
He's on the greatest run I've ever seen!
I'm gonna need my dress whites.
You can't expect to keep secrets from me.
Roger that, Officer Ericone. That was straight to the throat.
deliver the keynote speech.
by some sweaty, sluggish non-entity like yourself?
Come on, Dad.
All right, are you an important man?
Legs.
We disable both controls at the exact same moment
I want you to meet the wife.
Are you sure about that?
But enough about me. What's your great news?
My beautiful wife of almost a week let me know by letter
when ms bickholt assignes 5.2 i dont get it
Khan Mubi,
I guess you wouldn't want me doing this!
Not now Frank!
Shooter, come on! Number...
Maya?
Lonely out there.
So if you don't mind, okay?
And second off...
Henk, you didn't tell me where you are.
"Some people think that holding on is what makes one strong."
- You going to answer that? - We're losing precious time!
who, in my professional opinion, doesn't seem drunk,
Maya.
fill it with rats, then blowtorch it
I didn't think I'd get in.
- Give me $25 for the horn high yo. - $25.
- What the heck is going on? - I think they're stealing art from the hotel.
How's that? Is that valid enough for you?
Yeah, I just remembered that
Since when do you use the word zip?
We can't get out through there.
I can't believe you know that song.
A grenade launcher that shoots glue foam.