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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Khan Mubi. Nice to meet.
Not an intermission.
Flag on the play, sloppy.
'cause we got reservations at 6:00.
- But I... - What you love is the mystery.
Hey!
- Yeah, that's the one. - I thought he was dead.
Sir, can I get you a drink?
I heard you're pretty good on one of those things.
Yeah, I smell them. I smell the sweaters.
Options.
You can't even stand.
You're so ..
Mr. Blart.
...who was appreciative that I saved his art collection.
And so I say to you, sir...
I've set it to monitor, so I can hear everything that's going on.
- Loser! - Fat guy ruined it.
Please, ma'am, I practically invented the fake boyfriend thing.
Well, let me tell you something.
Maya?
Okay, first of all, you need to slow things down a bit.
Now, give me back my daughter!
Daddy, look at the beautiful flowers. Can I draw on them?
I was wrong! The body does hurt.
It's my ego that took a hit.
I will spin around until I throw up on you and your friends.
Come on.
and until the flames of chaos subside,
Turns out I am giving the keynote after all,
They're amazing, with just the right amount of zip.
- Your uniform, as requested, Officer Blart. - Thank you very much.
Me, too!
Roger that.
Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Blart,
Come on, think.
- Yeah, that'd be terrific. - Yeah.
Secure the painting and let's get out of here.
This? It's my vibrating fork.
Not following you.
I got to get air, I got to get air.
That actually felt really good.
Yeah, come on, man.
I'm on my way.
I never brought up Black Friday.
Okay, see? Look at that right there.
Come on, man. I know you're in here.
And I just want you to know that I got you sitting at my table tonight.
Let's just get some yogurt.
Okay.
There is an audience out there of security professionals
that she had what I like to call some regrets.
Will you let it go? It was a half box of wine.
Wait. Big guy? Mustache? Snug pants?
You're right.
You know what, that makes sense.
- Yeah. - Please be careful, sir.
Honey, I've been thinking about the menu,
Thank you.
They say Las Vegas has the best security in the world.
And, besides...
I'm from Internal Affairs Shipping. Yeah.
Look, Dad, you're gonna have to get used to the fact that I'm a big girl now.
So they don't have a football team
Actually, it's officer.
today
Mr Wynn.
and I wanted to apologize
Funny.
I got to get some air.
Where did this ship from?
With all things going my way, I figured it was time to make a decision
That should do it.
Let's go!
You were supposed to tell me