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- Okay. - Nice to meet you.
Wow. You are oblivious to the avalanche of insanity
Anyone can do it.
We are that man!
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Sir, come on. This table's really hot.
Alone.
- Thank you. - You're very welcome.
Please.
Hey!
Found our friend.
Maya! Security is a mission.
I'm taking something precious from you.
You know, I'm a lone cowboy.
They point out our bad skin.
- I'll ask the questions here. - Wait.
It's just fuel. It's just fuel.
- Are you sure? - Yes!
In the words of Joseph Conrad,
I see we have you in a partial mountain view,
the Safety Medal of Honor.
You know what? I've decided. I'm going.
its highest
But you know what you will get?
nor would I, ever.
It's been a heck of a day, and that embrace certainly helped.
- Thank you. - And my heart is yours.
Hey. Dad?
Henk, Ramos, Botero.
You should call a cop, because you got robbed.
I do not like it.
so Nadia will coordinate the new order.
Here you go.
you don't love me.
- What do you want? - I want to make a deal.
I got a modified i2 Commuter myself.
He's never been alone.
- Is it okay I eat my lunch? - Sure, yeah. You might as well.
I get it. We're easy targets.
Is it warm in here,
attempt to track this cell phone or make any attempt to come after me,
Sure, you can meet all kinds of people in this line of work.
Listen, I don't think you have a clue to who you're messing with.
Corporate sent me here to check up on you and your coworkers.
- I'll make sure I get him back to his room. - You do that.
I don't know.
We're in the casino. Stop calling me.
- Can I help you with your bags, sir? - No. That's how they get you.
- Who is this? - This is Officer Paul Blart
- Well, actually, it's complimentary. Complimentary.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay.
You were born to zip?
You don't want to know what it took to get the real deal.
We are trained to detect, deter, observe, and report.
stealing a nap in a Brookstone massage chair.
He says to you.
It's not just me, right? I mean, she was relentless.
Then out of the corner of my eye I see this other guy,
Since there's no way you're a day over 30,
See? I told you I feel no admiration for you,
The buttons on your uniform are rivet brass,
- Are you okay? - Nope.
This ain't real.
What am I doing?
Well, thanks, kitten. Technically, I don't need a cop.
or a campus.
Well, you know what?
We ask that guests dry off before entering the casino'
That was in the throat.
What is that?
I, like you, didn't choose security.
I want to ask a question.
who's gone above and beyond the call of duty.
candles lit, which could have burnt down Las Vegas, Nevada.
- I see you admiring the non-lethals. - Yeah.
Some cop may be onto us.
Paul? I catch you at a bad Mme?
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No, I don't.