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while you still live with your best friend,
Good. Can I get Friday afternoon off?
# Once again without emotion #
# Depending on the street #
Well, could you do that tomorrow night?
# When you said your goodbye #
I do talk about getting with some pretty hot women.
Bret... Bret was saying that it was going to be weird with him here
Not that well.
I don't want to go on a date with you and my ex-girlfriend.
I'm sorry I couldn't make it, Dave.
# The humans are dead #
Five.
Beep beep boop You're Just Robots From The Future, All Right?
What an idiot, trying to sell me a cake.
Yeah, but the last thing you want to see
- They look like nipples. - Don't touch them!
- Yeah, bye, Bret. - You'll bring the duck?
You should go. I'm fine. I'll be fine.
And what about Eugene?
Could you swap it for Tuesday night or...
Okay.
You look good, but you look like you're waiting.
# The world is very different #
It doesn't look like Daft Punk.
It's just so I've got it all written down, you know.
Yeah. It's 'cause you and her used to go out,
Those are your function buttons for the robot.
I think I know where I went wrong last night.
- You like me. - I suppose I do.
# I can tell that you #
- It won't be weird. - That is going to be weird, man.
# So that we could have fun #
- How many have you had? - Three.
I was at the Aquarium for hours just waiting.
Mel, can we go now? We've been here for 21/2 hours.
so day trouble go
You can't break my heart, it's liquid. It melted when I met you.
Just 'cause I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.
# Hee-hee hee-hee hee-hee #
Chicks are attracted to Ionely guys.
It's not... it's not going to work.