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So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)

PG-13 ComedyRomance
 

A San Francisco poet who fears commitment has a girlfriend who he suspects may not be who she appears.

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#1
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 37.704
Heed, pants, now!
#2
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 35.099
And, Charlie, light a match.
#3
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 35.091
Show her the picture of Charlie when he shit his pants at Niagara Falls.
#4
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 34.874
- "Negatory," good buddy. - You're embarrassing me.
#5
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 34.714
Let's get pissed!
#6
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 33.547
I'm on my Weekly World News Garth Brooks Juice Diet.
#7
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 33.491
Like it's the fruits of the devil. Evil.
#8
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 33.015
My name is John Johnson, but everyone here calls me Vicki.
#9
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 32.989
Scotland has its own martial arts.
#10
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 32.504
Itís called "fuck you!"
#11
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 32.328
Do you link your own sausage?
#12
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 31.659
You've turned into a sexy wee bastard. Do you know that?
#13
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 31.652
You know what this place needs? A large, oversized poster of Atlantic City.
#14
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 31.618
I like the nightlife. I like to boogie.
#15
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 31.425
Charlie tells me you're a butcher.
#16
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.916
She smelled like soup.
#17
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.572
Look at what I bought myself. A Juice Tiger.
#18
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.564
What the fuck? Rose!
#19
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.452
pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities.
#20
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.383
Float away, you fairy!
#21
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.303
Come! Let us dance like children of the night.
#22
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.967
Yes. Yes, you are naked.
#23
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.530
We have a piper down. I repeat, a piper is down.
#24
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.456
"Pregnant Man Gives Birth!"
#25
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Year: 1993, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.371
He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow.