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Blades of Glory (2007)

PG-13 ComedySport
 

In 2002, two rival Olympic ice skaters were stripped of their gold medals and permanently banned from men's single competition. Presently, however, they've found a loophole that will allow them to qualify as a pairs team.

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#1
Blades of Glory (2007)
Year: 2007, Rated: PG-13
Score: 33.887
I totally wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday. It's coming up.
#2
Blades of Glory (2007)
Year: 2007, Rated: PG-13
Score: 33.020
Hey, it's Jimmy. If you can dream it, you can do it.
#3
Blades of Glory (2007)
Year: 2007, Rated: PG-13
Score: 32.132
City by the bay! John Denver!
#4
Blades of Glory (2007)
Year: 2007, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.920
- Mane n' Tail. Is this horse shampoo? - Yes, it is.
#5
Blades of Glory (2007)
Year: 2007, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.736
I don't share shit. The night is a very dark time for me.
#6
Blades of Glory (2007)
Year: 2007, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.410
Come on, Katie, don't go. We love you and stuff.
#7
Blades of Glory (2007)
Year: 2007, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.194
That blonde chick's a dude? Oh, man.
#8
Blades of Glory (2007)
Year: 2007, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.076
I see you still look like a 15-year-old girl but not hot.
#9
Blades of Glory (2007)
Year: 2007, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.037
Looking's for free. Touching's gonna cost you something.
#10
Blades of Glory (2007)
Year: 2007, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.487
No, that's in the other room.
#11
Blades of Glory (2007)
Year: 2007, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.302
As if figure skating wasn't gay enough already.
#12
Blades of Glory (2007)
Year: 2007, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.259
Remember how they used to be alive?
#13
Blades of Glory (2007)
Year: 2007, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.872
So, how'd it go with your lady? Carve up any ice with your wiener?
#14
Blades of Glory (2007)
Year: 2007, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.450
I was on Quaaludes. I don't even remember Oslo.
#15
Blades of Glory (2007)
Year: 2007, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.377
I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear.
#16
Blades of Glory (2007)
Year: 2007, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.243
- You smell like urine. - A lot?
#17
Blades of Glory (2007)
Year: 2007, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.274
- Are you trying to skater poach? - No.
#18
Blades of Glory (2007)
Year: 2007, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.231
Michaels and MacElroy are a freight train from hell, okay?
#19
Blades of Glory (2007)
Year: 2007, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.003
I wanna wear the gold medal, naked.
#20
Blades of Glory (2007)
Year: 2007, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.859
It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything.
#21
Blades of Glory (2007)
Year: 2007, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.853
They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon.
#22
Blades of Glory (2007)
Year: 2007, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.641
It will "get me time to get my jugs waxed."
#23
Blades of Glory (2007)
Year: 2007, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.256
And she is not a whore.
#24
Blades of Glory (2007)
Year: 2007, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.224
"doing my squat thrusts."
#25
Blades of Glory (2007)
Year: 2007, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.222
And I'm still gonna kill you someday.