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She's great, do you want her number?
How's the shrimp, Al?
I am, in a way, but I'm not stealing it.
about having been on a successful show...
I can't hit in front of an audience. You know, I just can't.
What do you think, are you gonna eat that?
That's why he gets paid, he sits there and waits. It's not a bad job.
then we can stay all night, do whatever we want.
If you were having an affair, you'd probably lie about it, wouldn't you?
- I know. - I've got a five-hour round here.
How am I supposed to eat? There's no fork, there's no napkin.
- And you have a good evening. - Yes, you, too, thank you very much.
The problem, quite honestly, has been you, Larry.
"Stop-and-chat?" Where do you come up with these things?
Right now? Listen, I have an appointment.
Is that bad? I don't have to eat these two shrimp.
I know about it, she told me about it.
What'll we do about that driver, let him sit in the car for the next couple of hours?
Hi, Larry.
because you feel because of your celebrity...
- This is lovely. - Did you hear this guy?
and we would love to be in business with you.
She did. I don't want any, but perhaps you'd like an espresso?
- Kim psychic. - What?
No means no!
- Sorry. - That's fine.
I am so sorry.
- That was a little dicey. - Yeah, you know, I knew we had them.
- which I did, but, you know... - But that wasn't so...
Right, the psychic. How did it go?
'Cause a lot of psychics, they hold back on the bad stuff.
He's very happy.
- I got you some food. - That's great, thanks.
Forget the psychic. Let's fool around.
- The court date is on the back. - Okay.
She's not gonna find out, don't worry about it.
- You're nuts. - You want me to wait outside?