Dr. Ross Geller

He's out banging other women over the head with a club...

Helen Geller?

No matter what I do, though, I'm still gonna be a father.

Or, you know, hey, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring.

So you should try not to look too terrific. I know it'll be hard.

...while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet.

Hi. Sorry I'm late. I got stuck at work.

He knows no one is gonna say all those names.

You never know.

I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic...

I don't know, but I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.

When did it get so complicated?

...it kind of looks like an old potato.

Must pee.

What does she mean by "involved"?

Still, you say "Minnie," you hear "Mouse."

...after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was...

I have no idea.

But if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved.

There was this big dinosaur thing. Anyway...

...sonogram thing with them tomorrow.

"Gee, that glacier's getting kind of close." See?

I believe Julia's on the table.

Chances are he's going to be this broken shell of a man. You know?

- A little. - Just a little.