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Harold and Maude

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I find you have left me with no recourse...

Harold and Maude

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but to listen to the solution proposed by your uncle.

Harold and Maude

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Consequently, I have instruCted him forthwith...

Harold and Maude

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to induct you into the service...

Harold and Maude

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and, for your own good, to take up active duty...

Harold and Maude

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with the United States Army.

Harold and Maude

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And I hope they have more luck with you than I.

Harold and Maude

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[Harold] Maude, they're gonna draft me.

Harold and Maude

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[Maude] Well, don't go.

Harold and Maude

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[Harold] They'll put me in jail.

Harold and Maude

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[Maude] Well, historically, you'd be in very good company.

Harold and Maude

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[Harold] Maude, can you help me?

Harold and Maude

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[Maude] Well, with your skill and my experience...

Harold and Maude

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I think we can come up with something.

Harold and Maude

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[Victor] Harold, I want you to look at me like your father in this matter.

Harold and Maude

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Oh, I know you have no desire to join the army, but once you're in...

Harold and Maude

2.3s

you'll love it.

Harold and Maude

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It's a great life. Look at me.

Harold and Maude

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A chauffeur. Respect. Money in the bank.

Harold and Maude

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Oh, it has its drawbacks, like anything else, I suppose.