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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

4 secs

Man, did you let another one of those big flappy bastards in the house?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

3.2 secs

You have to put $1 in the swear jar, you said "bastards. "

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

4.3 secs

And did you mean that I only dated two women including Judith?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

1.5 secs

A month?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

4 secs

I'll put it on the market as a two bedroom plus aviary.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

2.7 secs

How could a box leave a ring?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

2.7 secs

We'll play for a quarter a hole.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

5.6 secs

You just have to give them a little time and a little space.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

4.8 secs

and the flower beds are getting flooded, and I love her and I want her back.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

2.6 secs

This is just two guys agreeing how to live together.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

4.2 secs

Because if you did, I have two words for you.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

3.2 secs

He says one thing, and then he goes and does another.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

5.5 secs

You know nothing about commitment and responsibility to a relationship.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

2.8 secs

And by that I mean not in a fun way.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

4.7 secs

Look, I got a room filled with seagulls and... No.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

1.3 secs

A little help here?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

1.6 secs

I'm watching a movie,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

3.1 secs

and she still counts on me to do a few chores.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

2.4 secs

would you come and take a look at the garbage disposal?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

3 secs

Your arm straight and swing easy.