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American Housewife (2016) - S01E01 Pilot

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the second-fattest housewife in Westport.

American Housewife (2016) - S01E01 Pilot

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the second-fattest housewife in Westport.

American Housewife (2016) - S01E01 Pilot

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the second-fattest housewife in Westport?

American Housewife (2016) - S01E01 Pilot

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the second-fattest housewife in Westport.

American Housewife (2016) - S01E01 Pilot

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They say one day a meteor will strike the Earth,

American Housewife (2016) - S01E01 Pilot

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obliterating life as we know it,

American Housewife (2016) - S01E01 Pilot

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but it's not coming soon enough to help me.

American Housewife (2016) - S01E01 Pilot

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You see, my neighbor, Fat Pam,

American Housewife (2016) - S01E01 Pilot

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is giving up and moving to Vermont.

American Housewife (2016) - S01E01 Pilot

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She's had enough of the skinnies in this town,

American Housewife (2016) - S01E01 Pilot

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and once Fat Pam is gone, I am going to be the s...

American Housewife (2016) - S01E01 Pilot

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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

American Housewife (2016) - S01E01 Pilot

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Anna-Kat! Do not pee in the yard!

American Housewife (2016) - S01E01 Pilot

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Mom, I've thought about it,

American Housewife (2016) - S01E01 Pilot

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and I refuse to participate

American Housewife (2016) - S01E01 Pilot

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in the school food drive on principle.

American Housewife (2016) - S01E01 Pilot

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And what principle is that?

American Housewife (2016) - S01E01 Pilot

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Westport homeless people have better stuff than we do.

American Housewife (2016) - S01E01 Pilot

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Nude Norman rides a bike that's worth more than our car.

American Housewife (2016) - S01E01 Pilot

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And when he does wear clothes,