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Sons of Anarchy (2008) - S06E05 Crime
He's taking a shit. Why don't you go in and wipe his ass?
3.1 secs
The Beach (2000)
He likes to wipe his ass with tree leaves.
3.2 secs
Sons of Anarchy (2008) - S02E04 Crime
You'll wipe his goddamn ass if that's what he wants you to do.
2.3 secs
A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)
And apparently, he's not insane. Bullshit!
3.6 secs
He's Just Not That Into You (2009)
And, I mean, why shouId you have to wait for him to get off his ass?
4.4 secs
Moonstruck (1987)
- Why isn't he here telling me this? - He's flying to Sicily. His mother's dying.
5 secs
The Usual Suspects (1995)
But you say you saw Keaton die. You're covering his ass and he's still out there.
2.4 secs
Mallrats (1995)
They'll think he doesn't know how to wipe his ass properly.
1.2 secs
Dumb and Dumber To (2014)
Apparently he's better.
1.6 secs
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015) - S01E09 I'm Going to the Beach with Josh and His Friends!
Why is he so cryptic?
2.5 secs
Die Hard 2 (1990)
Then why is he going over his own footsteps?
2.7 secs
Entourage (2015)
He said to tell you to get your ass up to his office. Now.
3.9 secs
The Ladykillers (2004)
- I'll wipe his ass and everything, Mama, - What you doin'?
2 secs
Animal Kingdom (2016) - S01E02
Did he tell you I saved his ass?
2 secs
Shameless (2011) S08E03 God Bless Her Rotting Soul
Well, maybe it's because he wiped your ass for you
2.6 secs
The Office (2005) - S06E01 Gossip
Well, apparently, he and his wife
1.5 secs
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)
You wiped his memory, right?
1.4 secs
People of Earth (2016) - S01E01 Pilot
We're just gonna wipe his mind, tell him he's special,
3.3 secs
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
- He's not relaxing, is he? - Apparently not.
2.5 secs
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
And then he tells them that his father...
3 secs
Raging Bull (1980)
and the referee is wiping off his gloves. He is stunned.
2.8 secs
Little Nicky (2000)
And he is not going to die!
2.1 secs
Dr. Ken (2015) - S01E22 Ken Tries Stand Up
and, uh, apparently he is blowing up.
1.5 secs
Fresh Off the Boat (2015) - S01E01 Pilot
and apparently, he is lactose intolerant.
2.1 secs
Dumb and Dumber To (2014)
Why don't you tell them he's not your husband?
3.4 secs
Action Jackson (1988)
He wouldn't know suicide if it crawled up his ass and died there.
2.2 secs
Dumb and Dumber To (2014)
I know he doesn't wipe real well.