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1.6 secs
Parks and Recreation (2009) - S05E12 Ann's Decision
You want my sperm.
2.7 secs
The Hangover Part II (2011)
Oh, you know. My sperms.
1.9 secs
My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 (2016)
Slow sperm.
3.2 secs
Friends (1994) - S09E21 The One With the Fertility Test
Apparently, my sperm have low motility...
1.5 secs
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - S03E11 Crime
It's my sperm.
2 secs
Juno (2007)
Raise my sperm count.
1.9 secs
Louie (2010) - S05E04 Bobby's House
My sperm don't work.
1.9 secs
Archer (2009) - S06E01
somebody's sperm to impregnate yourself,
2.4 secs
The Kids Are All Right (2010)
you know, sperm...
2 secs
The Kids Are All Right (2010)
Why'd you donate sperm?
3.1 secs
The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E08 The Grasshopper Experiment
How would I know? Do you have a low sperm count?
2.2 secs
Friends (1994) - S09E22 The One With the Donor
I can't believe my sperm have low motility.
3.3 secs
Shameless (US) (2011) - S07E02
Good morning, my wasted sperms.
1.3 secs
American Dad! (2005) - S11E07 The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin
♪ My sack's filled with sperm ♪
3.4 secs
Twin Peaks (1992) - S02E04
It's about my sperms test.
1.5 secs
Broad City (2014) - S03E04 Rat Pack
I'm gonna have to sell my sperm again, uh...
2.6 secs
Twin Peaks (1992) - S02E09
But then you said you didn't have any sperms.
2.5 secs
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - S03E11 Crime
To let you know you can keep my sperm.
2.1 secs
Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman
- What, you have low sperm count? - Very low.
2.8 secs
Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman
Jerry, you ever have your sperm count checked?
2.1 secs
Parks and Recreation (2009) - S05E13 Emergency Response
Have you ever thought of being a sperm donor?
2 secs
Community (2009) - S05E04 Cooperative Polygraphy
I also leave you a cylinder of my sperm.
1.3 secs
American Dad! (2005) - S10E10 LGBSteve
♪ My sack's filled with sperm ♪
1.5 secs
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - S03E11 Crime
Heard you want your sperm.
1.2 secs
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - S03E11 Crime
You cannot use his sperm.
2.8 secs
Twin Peaks (1992) - S02E08
I want to talk to you about my sperms.
3 secs
Rosewood (2015) - S02E01 Drama
who's donated sperm more than anyone, ever,