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1.6 secs
Parks and Recreation (2009) - S05E12 Ann's Decision
You want my sperm.
2.7 secs
The Hangover Part II (2011)
Oh, you know. My sperms.
1.9 secs
My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 (2016)
Slow sperm.
1.9 secs
Louie (2010) - S05E04 Bobby's House
My sperm don't work.
1.5 secs
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - S03E11 Crime
It's my sperm.
2 secs
Juno (2007)
Raise my sperm count.
1.9 secs
Archer (2009) - S06E01
somebody's sperm to impregnate yourself,
2.4 secs
The Kids Are All Right (2010)
you know, sperm...
2 secs
The Kids Are All Right (2010)
Why'd you donate sperm?
3.1 secs
The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S01E08 The Grasshopper Experiment
How would I know? Do you have a low sperm count?
3.4 secs
Twin Peaks (1992) - S02E04
It's about my sperms test.
3.3 secs
Shameless (US) (2011) - S07E02
Good morning, my wasted sperms.
1.5 secs
Broad City (2014) - S03E04 Rat Pack
I'm gonna have to sell my sperm again, uh...
2.6 secs
Twin Peaks (1992) - S02E09
But then you said you didn't have any sperms.
2.5 secs
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - S03E11 Crime
To let you know you can keep my sperm.
2.1 secs
Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman
- What, you have low sperm count? - Very low.
2.8 secs
Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman
Jerry, you ever have your sperm count checked?
2.1 secs
Parks and Recreation (2009) - S05E13 Emergency Response
Have you ever thought of being a sperm donor?
2 secs
Community (2009) - S05E04 Cooperative Polygraphy
I also leave you a cylinder of my sperm.
1.5 secs
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - S03E11 Crime
Heard you want your sperm.
1.2 secs
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - S03E11 Crime
You cannot use his sperm.
2.8 secs
Twin Peaks (1992) - S02E08
I want to talk to you about my sperms.
1.3 secs
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - S03E11 Crime
You cannot use his sperm.
3 secs
Rosewood (2015) - S02E01 Drama
who's donated sperm more than anyone, ever,
1.6 secs
The Hangover Part II (2011)
Where would your sperm come from?
4.8 secs
Gattaca (1997)
have been fertilised with Antonio's sperm.
2.9 secs
Waterworld (1995)
I'd rather shoot the sperm-of-the-devil here.