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I wanna get married, Joe, and have little Joe Dirts. Come home, Joe.
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I wanna get married, Joe, and have little Joe Dirts. Come home, Joe.
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Joe Dirt
I wanna get this woman on the phone, and I wanna ask her
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Joe Dirt
And I wanna get her on the phone right now. I wanna track her down.
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Joe Dirt
Well, if I get married,
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Joe Dirt
I don't wanna be unkind, but this woman was a little off-balance.
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Joe Dirt
Come home, Joe, so I can take care of you.
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Joe Dirt
and I decided it was time to go home.
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Joe Dirt
And I don't wanna see you for another 25 years!
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Joe Dirt
And I'm gonna go... I don't wanna look. I'm sorry.
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Joe Dirt
And that was the closest thing I ever had to a home.
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Joe Dirt
Joe!
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Joe Dirt
Joe!
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Joe Dirt
I was 11 years old now, and I'd gotten into a little trouble here and there,
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Joe Dirt
And I wanna ask her why she was playin' these games with you.
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Joe Dirt
I started walkin' till the cops picked me up and put me into a foster home.
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Joe Dirt
And the answer for me was that I had a home all along,
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Joe Dirt
Joe...
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Joe Dirt
and I guess a little bit of my brains was showing.
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Joe Dirt
And I think a little part of me died right there.
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Joe Dirt
For some reason, and I have no idea why,
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Joe Dirt
my listeners and I have heard an amazing story.
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Joe Dirt
Robby, I only have enough money for me and Joe.
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Joe Dirt
Hey. You wanna fight, you little queer?
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Joe Dirt
and I was getting ready to split that scene, and pronto.
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Joe Dirt
I was finally home.
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Joe Dirt
- Joe? - Joe?
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Joe Dirt
Carson, just where you wanna be when Jesus comes back?
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Joe Dirt
You haven't heard? Me and her are gettin' married.