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Pretty Woman (1990)
- So, do you have a wife? Girlfriend? - I have both.
Leap of Faith (1992) Comedy
If you knew that, you'd still have a wife
The Office (2005) - S02E07 The Client
So, if you have a...
The Cable Guy (1996)
If you get a new wife, do you get to have sex with her?
Miracle on 34th Street (1947)
If my wife has a big headache tomorrow, you can have a little one tonight.
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
So if you have to be rushed to a hospital,
The Tree of Life (2011)
Ξ€hey gave me a choice.
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
That's a special bond that you have with your mail-order wife. I think that's nice.
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Hey. Hey, have you seen her around anywhere?
He Got Game (1998)
have a wife-- had a wife named Martha...
30 Rock (2006) - S7E1 The Beginning of the End
- Can I have a hot wife? - If you gain 50 pounds.
The Good Wife (2009) - S02E05
What you have, Mr. Gardner, is a little bitch.
We Bought a Zoo (2012)
- You're handsome! - Hey-a, so are you!
Her (2013)
You always wanted to have a wife without the challenges of dealing with anything real.
Eight Crazy Nights (2002)
You know, stone, if my imaginary wife and i ever have a son...
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
So if you have a nightmare, for instance, like falling.
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
-Sleep is good. -Not if you have a concussion.
The Lumineers - Ho Hey (Official Video)
(hey!) Look at what it might have been if you
The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror VII
I have a question. If you're so good, why do you allow bad things to happen?
Fawlty Towers (1975) - S01E01 A Touch of Class
How very wise if I may say so, your honor.