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If I were a paranoid man,
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Mannequin (1987)
If I were paranoid, I'd swear this was sabotage.
1.5 secs
A Serious Man (2009)
Sometimes people get paranoid. . .
3 secs
JFK (1991) Thriller
There's a simple way to determine if I am paranoid.
5.4 secs
The Crown (2016) - S01E01 Wolferton Splash
[all] ♪ If I were a wise man ♪
1.4 secs
30 Rock (2006) - S06E05 Today You Are a Man
If I were still there,
2 secs
Rosewood (2015) - S02E04 Drama
My father was a very paranoid man.
6.4 secs
Beyoncé - If I Were A Boy
You wish you were a better man
1.8 secs
The Last Man on Earth (2015) - S02E01 Romance
♪ And if I were a princess... ♪
2.8 secs
Madam Secretary (2014) - S02E07 You Say You Want a Revolution
I don't think that's paranoid.
2.1 secs
The Contender (2000)
If I were a man, nobody would care...
1.5 secs
South Park (1997) - S21E09
If I were a man, you'd probably address me
6.6 secs
Beyoncé - If I Were A Boy
I swear I'd be a better man
6.3 secs
Beyoncé - If I Were A Boy
I swear I'd be a better man
2.2 secs
Fear of a Black Hat (1994)
Do I look like a paranoid person?
2.5 secs
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)
Sorry. I get a little paranoid sometimes.
1 secs
Madam Secretary (2014) - S02E07 You Say You Want a Revolution
Sounds paranoid.
2.8 secs
Iron Man 3 (2013)
And yes, I had a quick bite. I didn't know if you were
1.5 secs
Cocktail (1988)
Man, are you paranoid!
2.5 secs
Madam Secretary (2014) - S03E02 The Linchpin
The man's impulsive, paranoid,
3.7 secs
Summer of Sam (1999)
Because if it were a black man
1.1 secs
Star Trek: Enterprise (2001) - S02E05 Adventure
If you were a married man,
2.1 secs
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
What's that? If you were a man,
5.1 secs
Yes Man (2008)
If I got a call that said you were dead You said, Who are you?
2.9 secs
Iron Man 3 (2013)
So if I were to wrap this up tight with a bow or whatever,
3.9 secs
Man of the Year (2006)
- (Danny) Yeah, why? What's going on? - Paranoid, I guess.
2.6 secs
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)
But if I were the man,
2 secs
Nathan for You (2013) - S03E03 Reality-TV
so I didn't know if I was just being paranoid.