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Don't try and church it up, son. Don't you mean Joe Dirt?
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Don't try and church it up, son. Don't you mean Joe Dirt?
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2.3 secs
Joe Dirt
Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air?
2.7 secs
Joe Dirt
Yeah. And besides, she don't wanna see you anyway.
2.4 secs
Joe Dirt
and tell me you don't have no Whistling Bungholes,
2.8 secs
Joe Dirt
And I don't wanna see you for another 25 years!
3.6 secs
Joe Dirt
Well, I don't need to shave, 'cause it don't grow in right here and right here.
3.1 secs
Joe Dirt
I don't care about that! And I don't care about you!
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Joe Dirt
Don't pull up.
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Joe Dirt
And I don't think he wants to talk to you, Brandy.
1.2 secs
Joe Dirt
Don't pull up.
5.2 secs
Joe Dirt
Don't you get it, man? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay? This is your deal.
1.7 secs
Joe Dirt
they don't really mean what they say.
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Joe Dirt
It's okay, don't move.
1.6 secs
Joe Dirt
They don't like no feedback. What's up?
2.4 secs
Joe Dirt
"Don't eat it! Don't eat it! Here's a hot dog!"
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Joe Dirt
Don't ever forget it, Dirt.
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Joe Dirt
I mean, I don't mean to get all scientific or whatever.
1.7 secs
Joe Dirt
I don't mean to interrupt your clown pitch there,
1.1 secs
Joe Dirt
You don't got no Ladyfingers,
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Joe Dirt
- I don't believe that. - Well, it's true.
3.9 secs
Joe Dirt
I'm a bit of a crocophile, so don't try this at home.
3.6 secs
Joe Dirt
I mean, your ass and my face. What's up? Here we go.
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Joe Dirt
Why don't you talk in the microphone?
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Joe Dirt
Man, you don't even have a car.
2.3 secs
Joe Dirt
Sure. Why don't you come on inside?
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Joe Dirt
- What a wuss. - I mean, you aren't... Worth it.
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Joe Dirt
A town is a place where everyone hates you. Kids all try to beat you up.
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Joe Dirt
And, yes, they are deadly. Don't kid yourself.