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Kindergarten Cop (1990)
I was born in Austria. My father was a teacher. My mother was a teacher.
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Kindergarten Cop (1990)
I used to be a teacher.
4.4 secs
Kindergarten Cop (1990)
I wish it was my house. It belongs to a friend of mine.
2.4 secs
Kindergarten Cop (1990)
I was just talking to the teacher, that's all.
1.5 secs
Election (1999)
I was a teacher,
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Veep (2012) - S01E04 Chung
Do I look like a kindergarten teacher to you, Mike?
4.6 secs
Kindergarten Cop (1990)
Yeah, but what made you become a kindergarten teacher? I mean, it is a bit unusual.
3.3 secs
Kindergarten Cop (1990)
Go for a little walk. Your teacher and I have to talk.
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Home for the Holidays
I was a Latin teacher.
3.1 secs
Kindergarten Cop (1990)
Me? Well, there was an opening for a kindergarten teacher.
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Teen Titans Go! (2013) - S03E01 Animation
I wish, I wish... I wish I was a cat.
3.7 secs
Happy Gilmore (1996)
I am good! You know what? You're a lousy kindergarten teacher!
1.9 secs
Van Wilder (2002)
I wish I had teachers like that.
2.6 secs
Kindergarten Cop (1990)
No. I was changing a tire,
3.4 secs
Game of Thrones (2011) - S04E10
With my master, I was a teacher.
2.7 secs
The Office (2005) - S03E21 Women's Appreciation
I was at a parent-teacher conference.
1.7 secs
Kindergarten Cop (1990)
I was in a box over there...
3.2 secs
Kindergarten Cop (1990)
I was young and stupid, and I made a mistake.
1.5 secs
Sense8 (2015) - S02E04 Drama
I was her teacher.
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South Park (1997) - S04E12 Comedy
I mean, you'd think the little kindergarten teacher
1.2 secs
Modern Family (2009) - S08E01 A Tale of Three Cities
I wish Dad was here.
3.6 secs
Kindergarten Cop (1990)
I thought the introduction of a ferret was a horrible idea,
1.4 secs
Murder at 1600 (1997)
Kindergarten teacher?
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Family Ties (1982) - S01E05 Family
but his kindergarten teacher was against it.
3.1 secs
Welcome to the Dollhouse (1995)
- A teacher was almost blinded. - I was fighting back.
3.5 secs
Kindergarten Cop (1990)
When I was putting Dominic to bed, he mentioned you had a son, too.
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Kindergarten Cop (1990)
I was doing a delivery for Corky last week out of state, and I ran into your ex.