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In a pig's poop. That ball's as dry as your granddaddy's scalp.
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2.5 secs
Steel Magnolias (1989)
Your scalp's as clean as a whistle.
1.8 secs
Fresh Off the Boat (2015) - S03E07 The Taming of the Dads
I'll take that poop as a yes.
2.2 secs
Penny Dreadful (2014) - S03E05
They scalped your mother as I watched.
3.8 secs
No Country for Old Men (2007)
Your granddaddy never asked me to sign on as a deputy.
3.3 secs
Snatch (2001)
as greedy as a pig.
4.4 secs
Star Trek: Voyager (1995) - S01E14 Adventure
not as guinea pigs in a laboratory.
3.2 secs
Alice in Wonderland
Nonsense. I'm as dry as a bone already.
1.6 secs
Men in Black III (2012)
Your granddaddy, heavyset man?
2.9 secs
Saturday Night Live (1975) - S01E01 Music
leaving your face as smooth as a billiard ball.
4 secs
Pink Floyd The Wall (1982)
Dry as a funeral drum
1.8 secs
MacGruber (2010)
Yeah, as clean as a pig dick.
1.6 secs
Veep (2012) - S04E05 Convention
as a drug mule's poop pocket.
2.1 secs
A Madea Christmas (2013)
Please don't tell me that's your granddaddy's tree.
2.4 secs
The Cleveland Show (2009) - S01E05 Cleveland Jr.'s Cherry Bomb
As much as your son likes balls?
3.6 secs
Shameless (US) (2011) - S07E01
Soft as baby poop
2.5 secs
A Madea Christmas (2013)
in memory of my granddaddy.
2.1 secs
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E12 Kimmy Sees a Sunset!
So as soon as I pooped out the key,
2 secs
Sin City (2005)
Dry your hair as soon as you get home!
4 secs
Fight Club (1999)
Imagine your pain as a white ball of healing light.
2.1 secs
Fresh Off the Boat (2015) - S02E05 Miracle on Dead Street
A grown woman dressed as a pig?
2.2 secs
Chinatown (1974)
Well, it's dry as a bone, Morty.
3 secs
Die Hard 2 (1990)
Fuel tank's dry as a martini.
3.5 secs
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - S11E01 Chardee MacDennis 2: Electric Boogaloo
Is that poop? Did you poop in your pants, Charlie?
2.5 secs
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
That he'll look mighty cute as soon as he's dried
5 secs
Duran Duran - A Matter Of Feeling
And tears will dry as you're leaving
4.9 secs
Duran Duran - A Matter Of Feeling
And tears will dry as you're leaving
4.8 secs
Duran Duran - A Matter Of Feeling
And tears will dry as you're leaving