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In a pig's poop. That ball's as dry as your granddaddy's scalp.
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2.5 secs
Steel Magnolias (1989)
Your scalp's as clean as a whistle.
1.8 secs
Fresh Off the Boat (2015) - S03E07 The Taming of the Dads
I'll take that poop as a yes.
2.2 secs
Penny Dreadful (2014) - S03E05
They scalped your mother as I watched.
3.8 secs
No Country for Old Men (2007)
Your granddaddy never asked me to sign on as a deputy.
3.3 secs
Snatch (2001)
as greedy as a pig.
4.4 secs
Star Trek: Voyager (1995) - S01E14 Adventure
not as guinea pigs in a laboratory.
1.9 secs
The Simpsons (1989) - S24E16 Comedy
Dry as a bone.
3.2 secs
Alice in Wonderland
Nonsense. I'm as dry as a bone already.
1.8 secs
Family Guy (1999) - S09E13 Comedy
that toothbrush is as dry as a bone.
1.6 secs
Men in Black III (2012)
Your granddaddy, heavyset man?
2.9 secs
Saturday Night Live (1975) - S01E01 Music
leaving your face as smooth as a billiard ball.
4 secs
Pink Floyd The Wall (1982)
Dry as a funeral drum
1.5 secs
Mad Men (2007) - S02E09 Six Month Leave
He's as dry as a bone.
1.8 secs
MacGruber (2010)
Yeah, as clean as a pig dick.
1.6 secs
Veep (2012) - S04E05 Convention
as a drug mule's poop pocket.
2.4 secs
The Cleveland Show (2009) - S01E05 Cleveland Jr.'s Cherry Bomb
As much as your son likes balls?
2.5 secs
A Madea Christmas (2013)
in memory of my granddaddy.
2.1 secs
A Madea Christmas (2013)
Please don't tell me that's your granddaddy's tree.
2.8 secs
Rango
You're just as dried up and parched as a jackrabbit in July.
3.6 secs
Shameless (US) (2011) - S07E01
Soft as baby poop
2.1 secs
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E12 Kimmy Sees a Sunset!
So as soon as I pooped out the key,
2 secs
Sin City (2005)
Dry your hair as soon as you get home!
4 secs
Fight Club (1999)
Imagine your pain as a white ball of healing light.
2.2 secs
Chinatown (1974)
Well, it's dry as a bone, Morty.
2.1 secs
Fresh Off the Boat (2015) - S02E05 Miracle on Dead Street
A grown woman dressed as a pig?
3 secs
Die Hard 2 (1990)
Fuel tank's dry as a martini.
2.5 secs
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
That he'll look mighty cute as soon as he's dried