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3.9 secs
The Mighty Boosh: Tundra S01E04
I'm not joking. Don't ever touch me. Not now, not during the show, not ever.
2.1 secs
Peep Show (2003) - S01E02 The Interview
- 'Don't joke. ' - 'I'm not. '
2.2 secs
The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
Not now, not ever.
2.3 secs
The Benchwarmers (2006)
Not now, not ever.
1.9 secs
King of the Hill (1997) - S01E11 Comedy
Not now, not ever.
2 secs
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997) - S06E18 Drama
I'm not joking now.
2 secs
Silicon Valley (2014) - S04E01 Success Failure
Not now, not ever.
1.6 secs
Hogan's Heroes (1965) - S01E01 War
Not now, not ever.
2.6 secs
Star Wars Rebels (2014) - S03E07 Adventure
Not now, not ever.
2.5 secs
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Not now, not then, not ever again!
1.4 secs
The King and I (1956)
Not ever.
2.2 secs
The Butterfly Effect (2004)
Not ever.
4.3 secs
The Office (2005) - S04E09 Local Ad
Not ever, not now, not then, not now, not ever, ever.
2.2 secs
The King and I (1956)
Not ever.
1.7 secs
Fresh Off the Boat (2015) - S03E07 The Taming of the Dads
Not ever.
1.6 secs
The Vampire Diaries (2009) - S08E06 Horror
Not ever.
1.9 secs
Grace and Frankie (2015) - S01E05 The Fall
Not ever?
3.5 secs
The Book of Life (2014)
Not ever! Now, who's with me?
2.4 secs
Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (1993) - S01E04 Adventure
- Not yet. - Not ever.
3.5 secs
The Mist (2007)
Not ever. You don't mock me.
1.7 secs
Ocean's Eleven (2001) Crime
- Don't touch me. - I'm not.
2.1 secs
The Pink Panther (1963)
- I don't drink. - Not ever?
3.6 secs
Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (1993) - S02E18 Adventure
Trust me, I'm not joking.
3.2 secs
Riverdale (2017) - S01E07 Chapter Seven: In a Lonely Place
Not now, not ever. Not with us.
2.3 secs
The Night Before (2015)
...but I don't wanna ever let you go again. Not now, not ever.
1.9 secs
This Is Us (2016) - S01E02 Drama
Ever. Not with me.
1.9 secs
The Flight of the Conchords (2005) - S02E02 Music
I'm joking. I'm not.