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'So I have to jerk him off, but at least I get a lift home.
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3.9 secs
The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day.
1.3 secs
Fresh Off the Boat (2015) - S01E09 License to Sell
At least I have a life.
3.4 secs
Get Smart (2008)
Just once, but I don't think you expected him to lift you so high.
4.2 secs
Sons of Anarchy (2008) - S03E06 Crime
This is probably a bad time, but I was hoping to get that lift home.
3 secs
Live Free or Die Hard (2007)
but I think I'm gonna have to pass, jerk-off.
2.2 secs
Fresh Off the Boat (2015) - S01E10 Blind Spot
But at least I had a project.
1.1 secs
Grace and Frankie (2015) - S01E09 The Invitation
but at least I have a relationship
2.3 secs
Goosebumps (2015)
so I at least have a chance.
2.2 secs
Airplane! (1980)
But at least I have a husband.
1.7 secs
Fresh Off the Boat (2015) - S02E11 Year of the Rat
At least I don't have to cook.
4.3 secs
Never Back Down (2008)
- I said, "At least I have a home". - Then go to it. I'll see you tomorrow.
1.4 secs
Fresh Off the Boat (2015) - S03E18 Time to Get Ill
so I found it a new home.
4.4 secs
Scrubs (2001) - S02E03 Drama
So I don't have a case to present. At least this way we get to stay a team.
1.3 secs
Haters Back Off (2016) - S01E03 Netwerking at the Nursing Home
But I do have a card.
3.1 secs
Never Back Down (2008)
- At least I have a home. - What did you say to me?
3.6 secs
Argo (2012)
Look, I can get you in, but you're gonna have to promise me at least half a page.
2.6 secs
Fresh Off the Boat (2015) - S01E07 Showdown at the Golden Saddle
It may be hell, but at least I get to see Nicole.
2.3 secs
Madam Secretary (2014) - S03E20 Extraordinary Hazard
I have to get him home.
1.5 secs
Bob's Burgers (2011) - S05E15 Comedy
I have to get him home soon.
3 secs
Fresh Off the Boat (2015) - S02E14 Michael Chang Fever
but at least we get to go to his matches and watch him win.
1.3 secs
The Secret Life of the American Teenager (2008) - S01E09 Drama
I have to at least spend one night with him.
2.6 secs
Archer (2009) - S02E06 Animation
At least, I have a:
2.2 secs
The IT Crowd (2006) - S03E01 From Hell
Well, at least I don't have to worry about him
2.9 secs
The Vampire Diaries (2009) - S01E08 Horror
Can I get a one-line version so I can at least pretend to be helpful?
2.2 secs
American Beauty (1999)
"so I can jerk off...
1.8 secs
And Justice for All (1979)
So I tried to get him off.
4.7 secs
The Cable Guy (1996)
Maybe I shouldn't have come at all. Jerk off!