"And I will be a monkey's uncle if I have you ruin this for me!"

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Wild Wild West (1999)
Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!
There Will Be Blood (2008)
I have to go and deal with this now. You wait here for me.
There Will Be Blood (2008)
and if I have no teeth, I will gum you!
Snow White and the Huntsman (2012) Adventure
You will be the ruin of me.
Dick (1999)
I'll be a monkey's uncle...
The Clash - Should I Stay or Should I Go
and if I stay there will be double? (Si me quedo, es doble)
Uncle Buck (1989)
I have to fill the position. It's important to the company and me.
This Is the End (2013)
I have anxiety. Will you buy this for me?
There Will Be Blood (2008)
Daniel, I won't bore you, but if I could grab the Lord's hand for help I would,
Sense and Sensibility (1995)
If anyone finds out, it will ruin him. Promise me you'll not tell a soul.
Role Models (2008)
but you don't have to ruin it for me, because I do give a shit!
The Hunt for Red October (1990)
and she will cook them for me, and I will have a pickup truck.
The Clash - Should I Stay or Should I Go
If I go there will be trouble (Si me voy, va a haber peligro)
The Clash - Should I Stay or Should I Go
And if I stay it will be double (Si me quedo, es doble)
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Don't, motherfucker. Don't you ruin this for me.
There Will Be Blood (2008)
I wouldn't take the lease if you gave it to me as a gift.
Beyoncé - If I Were A Boy
And everything you have got destroyed
There Will Be Blood (2008)
and I have a milkshake,
There Will Be Blood (2008)
If I told you I knew a place that had oil where land could be bought cheaply,
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007)
and Uncle Chuck is more like a mommy, 'cause to me he seems like a girl.