"And you're a super-hot ninja machine!"

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Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
"Dear Adam, you're a super-terrific guy and I love you.
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
"Dear Adam, you are a super-terrific guy and I love you,
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
You're such a great guy and you're gonna find the right girl,
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
And everybody knows what a big deal you're gonna be some day.
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
Wrong number. But you're a bad girl and you hurt him.
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
You're my sister and I love you.
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
and you're addicted to Weight Watchers, you little bitch.
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
Let's get some cocaine and break into a school.
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
I seriously almost passed out, you're such a dork.
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
And he has a goatee.
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
And yes it weighs a ton
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
I have a full head of hair and a functioning penis,
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
You're a fucking insurance salesman, you're practically the devil.
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
and get in a hot tub with these guys.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
and you're a human nerd.
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
because you're probably somewhere sucking a motherfucker's dick!
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
Uh. You're giving me a ride in the morning, right?
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
...hot tub time machine!
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
I could have had a career, but I got married and I went a different way.
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
Yes, I would like to get a hooker to fuck me and my friends.