💥   Watch user mashups made from clips
Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
{#vote.total#}
No, because I'm real.
Search for a friend's name in clips!
No, because I'm real.
Start Clip End
<<< << < 1826.32 > >> >>> <<< << < 1830.24 > >> >>>
keeps the servers running:
#thankyou
#wow
#whatever
#burping

3.5 secs
Apocalypse Now (1979)
- Because you like mangos and stuff? - No, sir, I'm a real chef.
3.8 secs
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997) - S01E04 Drama
I'm here if you need a hug. Not a real hug, because there's no touching here.
1.7 secs
Bob's Burgers (2011) - S07E20 Comedy
Because I'm not real.
3.1 secs
American Dad! (2005) - S11E10 The Two Hundred
No! Because reincarnation isn't real.
3.1 secs
American Dad! (2005) - S10E13 A Star Is Reborn
No! Because reincarnation isn't real.
1.4 secs
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015) - S01E07 I'm So Happy That Josh Is So Happy!
Because it's not real.
1.5 secs
Spy (2015)
Because I'm a real spy.
4 secs
No Strings Attached (2011)
come running to me, because I'm a grownup, and I have a real job.
3.5 secs
Gravity Falls (2012) - S01E13 Animation
Because the real NO.1 is you.
2.2 secs
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
because no one knows we're real in real life.
3.4 secs
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997) - S06E17 Drama
No! Buffy, stop! I'm real!
2.1 secs
American Dad! (2005) - S09E16 Comedy
Because I'm no good.
2.4 secs
Real Genius (1985)
- I can't start. - Because I'm here?
3.5 secs
The Office (2005) - S03E13 The Return
Because I'm gay? No, no.
4.4 secs
Real Genius (1985)
Because I'm 19 and I'm brilliant and hyperkinetic.
3.4 secs
Bad News Bears (2005)
- Thanks, I'm real scared. - No, I'm serious.
2.7 secs
Election (1999)
No, I'm not. I'm just real busy.
1.9 secs
Workaholics (2011) - S03E08 Real Time
No. I'm starving!
3.3 secs
Real Genius (1985)
But I'm only saying this because I care.
2.4 secs
Real Genius (1985)
- So I'm going. - No, Kent!
1.4 secs
The Good Place (2016) - S01E12 Mindy St. Claire
No, I'm going with Real Eleanor!
2.3 secs
Arrested Development (2003) - S01E17 Justice Is Blind
No, baby. I'm the real thing.
1.6 secs
30 Rock (2006) - S02E10 Episode 210
No. I'm looking at real estate.
2.3 secs
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - S01E11 Crime
No, I chose you because the threat is not real.
3 secs
The Vampire Diaries (2009) - S02E05 Horror
- Because I can't tell if... - No, this is real.
2.3 secs
Bob's Burgers (2011) - S01E05
No. They're here because the robber was a real robber
2.4 secs
The Good Place (2016) - S01E12 Mindy St. Claire
No. I'm going to replace Real Eleanor.