"I had a friend who never picked up a check without saying: "They're charging for butter?""

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Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee S01E09 I Want Sandwiches, I Want Chicken.mp4
I had a friend who never picked up a check without saying:
Without a Paddle (2004)
I don't know that there has ever been a better time to give up hope.
I Love You Man (2009)
Nothing. We're just saying you never really had a best friend, is all.
Shutter Island (2010)
I had a friend.
Without a Paddle (2004)
Had a passion for cycling. Disliked liars.
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
As opposed to a bitter, self-righteous hag who has no friends?
The Last Witch Hunter (2015)
I never had a name for it.
V for Vendetta (2006)
A floater. Fishermen picked him up. No lD, never solved. Till now, that is.
Without a Paddle (2004)
Jo Jo, the one who had her downstairs pierced.
Without a Paddle (2004)
- Bullfrogs. - I hate bullfrogs. They're nasty.
56 Up (2012)
he picked up a job,
Without a Paddle (2004)
I forgot the Cherokee had been using the flashlight for thousands of years.
The Man Who Knew Too Little (1997)
I never thought anybody could forget so much so fast without a blow to the head.
Without a Paddle (2004)
- I had a New Wave phase. - Precious kisses, words that love me
Billy Joel - Piano Man
Who never had time for a wife
Without a Paddle (2004)
No, no. I never jumped off of there.
Beyoncé - Best Thing I Never Had
I thank god I dodged a bullet
Just Go with It (2011)
Who never had time for a wife.
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015) - S1E4 I'm Going on a Date with Josh's Friend!
I take advice from butter commercials.
Fantastic Mr Fox (2009)
Who am I, and how can a fox ever be happy without a, uh...