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Yeah, well, I got a spastic colon,
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Mr. Deeds (2002)
Congratulations, you have a spastic colon.
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Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
Just a spastic colon. And that's all.
3.2 secs
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
Ain't nothing wrong with me but a spastic colon!
1.5 secs
The Big Short (2015)
Well, alright i got a colon in a couple of mins
4.5 secs
Celtic Pride (1996)
with a spastic colon and a few surprises up his sleeve.
3.6 secs
The Golden Girls (1985) - S01E04 Transplant
and she never did any housework because she had a spastic colon.
2.3 secs
Broad City (2014) - S03E03 Game Over
Yeah, and it's a deal for colonics.
4.1 secs
South Park (1997) - S08E05 Comedy
Well lessee... Well, for one, I have what's called a heziated colon
2.9 secs
The Detour (2016) - S01E04 The Restaurant
Yeah, I wanna colon-ize my dinner.
3 secs
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
Made spastic, I reckon, by all the lies and liars...
5.1 secs
Bio-Dome (1996)
- I smell a scam. - No, it's Doyle. He's got a quivery colon.
3.1 secs
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
Yeah. He's got some bug up his colon.
2.8 secs
Marvel's Jessica Jones (2015) - S01E11 Crime
- I got this. - Yeah, well, I got a lead.
3.7 secs
Riverdale (2017) - S01E07 Chapter Seven: In a Lonely Place
Yeah, well, FP's got his tricks, I got mine.
2.3 secs
Horrible Bosses 2 (2014)
Can I pose a question to you colonizers?
1.4 secs
The Martian (2015)
I colonized Mars.
4 secs
Goon (2011)
Well, yeah, but not me. I got suspended a game.
3.7 secs
The OA (2016) - S01E02 New Colossus
Yeah, well, I just got a scholarship, actually. Full ride.
3.3 secs
TMNT (2007)
Oh, yeah. Well, I notice you got quite a temper.
2.6 secs
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016)
Yeah, Beebs? Well, I got a Big Bang for you.
2.3 secs
Kevin Can Wait (2016) - S01E06 Beat the Parents
Yeah. Well, I got both.
1.7 secs
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
Yeah, well, I got unlucky.
3.7 secs
Seinfeld (1989) - S09E13 The Cartoon
Yeah, well, I got a complaint. This cartoon stinks.
1.6 secs
Parks and Recreation (2009) - S04E12 Campaign Ad
Well, I mean, yeah, I've got a weird rash
2 secs
NewsRadio (1995) - S02E10
Yeah. Well, I got you
1.3 secs
Mad Max: Fury Road Trailer
Yeah, well, I got unlucky.
1.4 secs
Role Models (2008)
Yeah? Well, I got dumped.