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Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (1993) - S04E14 Adventure
I'd tell you, but you'd think I was nuts.
2.7 secs
Inside Out (2015)
I'd tell you, but you're too dumb to understand.
2.4 secs
Clone High (2002-2003) S01E03 A.D.D.: The Last 'D' Is for Disorder
I'd tell you, but I haven't seen the episode yet.
1.8 secs
Gravity Falls (2012) - S02E20 Animation
But I'd never tell you!
1.8 secs
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - S04E08 Crime
I'd tell you to pack sunscreen, but...
1.9 secs
Mad Men (2007) - S03E09 Wee Small Hours
I'd tell you, but I don't want to hurt your feelings.
2.2 secs
Starsky & Hutch (2004)
I'd like to tell you who, but I don't know.
3.1 secs
Family Guy (1999) - S04E14 Comedy
Well, I could tell you, but I'd rather show you
2.5 secs
The Simpsons (1989) - S24E21 Comedy
Yeah, I'd tell you guys I love you, but, uh,
5 secs
Downton Abbey (2010) - S01E04 Family
I'd tell you off, but I like to hear you play.
2.8 secs
Anna Karenina (2012)
But I'd better tell you some regimental news.
3.7 secs
Family Guy (1999) - S13E16 Comedy
Joe, I'd tell you to take your seat, but I'd be about 15 years too late.
3.5 secs
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace (2004) Documentary
'but I'd need a scotch to tell you about that.
2 secs
Madam Secretary (2014) - S03E10 The Race
But I'd be remiss if I didn't tell you
2.8 secs
Arrested Development (2003) - S04E11 A New Attitude
I'd tell you on who, but this person is sort of a celebrity.
3.5 secs
Fargo (2014) - S01E09 Drama
I'd tell you the details, but it'd sound like I made 'em up...
3.1 secs
Frasier (1993) - S01E10 Romance
I'd love to tell you, but your big head's in the way.
2.8 secs
Arrested Development (2003) - S04E11 A New Attitude
I'd tell you on who, but this person is sort of a celebrity.
3.7 secs
Community (2009) - S02E19 Critical Film Studies
I'd tell you what it is, but it's an even cooler secret.
2.4 secs
Varsity Blues (1999)
- I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you. - All right.
2.3 secs
Community (2009) - S01E06 Football, Feminism and You
I'd tell you to do the math, but math isn't important.
2.6 secs
Mr. Mom (1983)
I know, Ron. Normally, I'd say yeah, but I'll tell you,
2.8 secs
13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi (2016)
Hey, Rone, I'd like to tell you it's over, but it isn't.
3 secs
Sons of Anarchy (2008) - S01E02 Crime
Well, I could tell you, but then I'd have to stuff you in the furnace.
6.3 secs
Top Gun (1986)
That's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
3 secs
Space Ghost Coast to Coast (1994) - S01E06 Comedy
Well, I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
2 secs
NewsRadio (1995) - S03E15 Romance
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.