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I prefer my own penis, and so should you!
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I prefer my own penis, and so should you!
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1.7 secs
Rick and Morty (2013) - S02E08 Animation
"I prefer to keep my penis."
2.7 secs
Waiting... (2005)
I created my own penis-showing game.
2 secs
The Purge (2013)
You know, he should have cut off his own penis.
2.4 secs
Rushmore (1998)
And I should mind my own business.
3.2 secs
Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)
- I'm gonna fuck you with my penis. - I can't wait.
2.9 secs
Rick and Morty (2013) - S02E08 Animation
and I demand that you cut off my penis
1.9 secs
The Office (2005) - S05E08 Frame Toby
Why would I draw a penis on my own note?
3.9 secs
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997) - S05E12 Drama
Maybe you'd prefer I step aside, so that you can teach your own course.
0.8 secs
My Fellow Americans (1996)
...penis?
2.8 secs
Anna Karenina (2012)
whose conditions I infinitely prefer to my own.
3.4 secs
James Bond: On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)
- No, thanks. I prefer my own. -to finish her education.
1.7 secs
Downton Abbey (2010) - S03E02 Family
I should prefer it.
3.8 secs
Westworld (2016) - S01E05 Contrapasso
And so, I made my own world.
2.4 secs
Rick and Morty (2013) - S01E06 Animation
I wish that shotgun was my penis.
3.4 secs
Grace and Frankie (2015) - S01E04 The Funeral
I have my own, so I understand.
2.9 secs
Rick and Morty (2013) - S02E08 Animation
Mr. pibbles, you just wrote my penis
3 secs
Rosewood (2015) - S02E01 Drama
- I prefer Darjeeling. - Okay, and I bet you prefer
2.2 secs
The Secret Life of the American Teenager (2008) - S03E01 Drama
and, besides, that's something I should do on my own.
1.6 secs
Transparent (2014) - S03E04 Drama
I hate my penis.
1.5 secs
Rick and Morty (2013) - S02E08 Animation
Remove my penis!
1.8 secs
Rick and Morty (2013) - S01E07 Animation
penis between my legs.
1 secs
Rick and Morty (2013) - S02E08 Animation
Remove my penis!
1.8 secs
Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)
For my penis.
2.7 secs
Louie (2010) - S03E01 Something is Wrong
and I looked at my penis and it was blurry
3.5 secs
Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life S01E02 Spring
so I ran home and I brought you some of my own personal dumbbells.
2.1 secs
The League (2009) - S01E02 The Bounce Test
...and inject it into my penis, I will come to you.
1.8 secs
Back to the Future Part III (1990)
and I prefer it'd be you.