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2.7 secs
Bob's Burgers (2011) - S07E08
I'm not you, I'm me, Dad!
2.7 secs
Bob's Burgers (2011) - S07E08 Comedy
I'm not you, I'm me, Dad!
2.4 secs
Twilight (2008)
Dad, that's you. That's not me.
2 secs
The Tree of Life (2011)
You are not to call me Dad. You will call me Father.
1.8 secs
War of the Worlds (2005)
- Let me go. Dad. - I'm not letting you do this.
4.1 secs
La Dolce Vita (1960)
- No, we're not, Dad. - You can tell me if you have to go.
3.5 secs
The Secret Life of the American Teenager (2008) - S01E04 Drama
- You did not have sex. I know you! - Dad, you don't know me.
5.6 secs
The Contender (2000)
You know, Dad, I'm getting some reports that you might not be ready to back me.
2 secs
Arrested Development (2003) - S01E03 Bringing Up Buster
- No! It's not. Just drop it, Dad. - You can tell me.
4.2 secs
American Horror Story (2011) - S01E03 Horror
- Dad. - I mean, not me. You know, I'm way too expensive.
2.7 secs
Big Daddy (1999)
You're mad at your dad, not at me! I forgive you!
3.8 secs
Brave (2012)
- I'll not risk losing you, too. - No, Dad! Just listen to me.
3.8 secs
Bob's Burgers (2011) - S04E18 Comedy
you're not telling Mom or Dad or anybody, do you hear me?
3.1 secs
Arrested Development (2003) - S02E01 The One Where Michael Leaves (2)
Hey, hey! That's not my dad. That's not the guy you want. If you want anybody, it's me.
4.3 secs
Desperate Housewives (2004) - S01E09 Romance
- Are you afraid of your dad? - No. It's not him. It's... it's me.
2 secs
Arrested Development (2003) - S01E21 Not Without My Daughter
Yeah, well, it's not like you were there to spend any time with me, Dad.
5 secs
Wall Street (1987)
Congratulations, Dad! You did a great job embarrassing me, not to mention yourself!
3.4 secs
Mike & Molly (2010) - S01E02 Family
- My dad would let me steer the car. Now, I'm not asking you to do that.
3.5 secs
Poseidon (2006)
No, you need to listen to me for a second. I am not going back, Dad.
3.7 secs
Arrested Development (2003) - S01E22 Let 'Em Eat Cake
Let me tell you something, Dad. This is... This is your problem. Okay? Not mine.
4.3 secs
Arrested Development (2003) - S02E14 The Immaculate Election
- So I guess your mom told you about your dad moving out, huh? - No, she did not tell me that.
1.1 secs
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
1.1 secs
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
1.1 secs
He's Just Not That Into You (2009)
BETH: Dad. Excuse me.
2.2 secs
Please Like Me (2013) - S04E04 Degustation
Well, you aren't telling Dad. Absolutely not.
1.9 secs
American Dad! (2005) - S01E04
You might not remember me from such movies...
2.9 secs
Instructions Not Included (2013)
Please, Dad! Let me out, Dad!