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And you, if my pencil sharpener had a skirt, l'd have to hide it.
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Friends (1994) - S03E15 The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break (1)
And a pencil sharpener.
2.5 secs
American Dad! (2005) - S04E13 Comedy
I had a freshly sharpened pencil in my pocket!
2.3 secs
Mascots (2016)
[chuckling] A pencil and a pencil sharpener.
1.7 secs
Billions (2016) - S02E01 Drama
It's time for you folks to sharpen your pencils,
1.7 secs
Family Guy (1999) - S08E06 Comedy
I sharpened a pencil in my bum
3.4 secs
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997) - S05E04 Drama
a montage, me sharpening my pencils, me reading, writing,
2.2 secs
South Park (1997) - S04E12 Comedy
You guys, did I mention that it has a pencil sharpener
3.3 secs
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) Family
It's those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners.
5.2 secs
The Golden Child (1986)
She had on a sweater and a skirt, Call me on 468 84 92 if you have,,,
5 secs
Scooby Doo, Where Are You! (1969) - S01E11 A Gaggle of Galloping Ghosts
l'd have gotten away with it if it wasn't for these kids and their dog.
2.7 secs
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake (2010) - S07E19
When was the last time you sharpened your pencils? Hm?
2.8 secs
Boyhood (2014)
And she said that you destroyed her pencil sharpener.
2.9 secs
You've Got Mail (1998)
I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils...
3.1 secs
The Holiday (2006)
If I had known this was going to happen, l'd have worn my good suit.
2.7 secs
A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Bad Beginning 1 - S01E01
Do you have a paper and pencil to take notes?
1.7 secs
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
...if you have nothing to hide.
1.4 secs
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - S04E07 Crime
Had to get my ax sharpened.
3.3 secs
Game of Thrones (2011) - S02E07
Do you think l'd be in my position if l had lost a war?
3.7 secs
A League of Their Own (1992)
You know, if I had your job, l'd kill myself.
1.1 secs
A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)
I have that skirt.
2.8 secs
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
I'll wager you never got my nose sharpened.
4.4 secs
The Campaign (2012)
I go to the mall and hide in a stairwell and take photos up women's skirts.
3.5 secs
Scooby Doo, Where Are You! (1969) - S01E14 Go Away Ghost Ship
And l'd have done it too, if you kids hadn't come along.
4.8 secs
E.T. The Extraterrestrial
"'I promised Wendy to take it and I will, as soon as I have sharpened my dagger.'
1.4 secs
American Dad! (2005) - S09E17 Comedy
♪ If you wanna scout skirt, you have to be covert ♪
2.2 secs
Atlanta (2016) - S01E10 The Jacket
♪ Had my pencil and plus my paper ♪
2.3 secs
Scrooge (1951)
Well, if it isn't, l'd like you to tell me what you do spend a lifetime