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And you, if my pencil sharpener had a skirt, l'd have to hide it.
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1.3 secs
Friends (1994) - S03E15 The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break (1)
And a pencil sharpener.
2.3 secs
Mascots (2016)
[chuckling] A pencil and a pencil sharpener.
1.7 secs
Billions (2016) - S02E01 Drama
It's time for you folks to sharpen your pencils,
3.4 secs
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997) - S05E04 Drama
a montage, me sharpening my pencils, me reading, writing,
5.2 secs
The Golden Child (1986)
She had on a sweater and a skirt, Call me on 468 84 92 if you have,,,
2.7 secs
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake (2010) - S07E19
When was the last time you sharpened your pencils? Hm?
2.8 secs
Boyhood (2014)
And she said that you destroyed her pencil sharpener.
2.9 secs
You've Got Mail (1998)
I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils...
3.1 secs
The Holiday (2006)
If I had known this was going to happen, l'd have worn my good suit.
2.7 secs
A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Bad Beginning 1 - S01E01
Do you have a paper and pencil to take notes?
1.7 secs
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
...if you have nothing to hide.
1.4 secs
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - S04E07 Crime
Had to get my ax sharpened.
3.3 secs
Game of Thrones (2011) - S02E07
Do you think l'd be in my position if l had lost a war?
3.7 secs
A League of Their Own (1992)
You know, if I had your job, l'd kill myself.
1.1 secs
A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)
I have that skirt.
4.4 secs
The Campaign (2012)
I go to the mall and hide in a stairwell and take photos up women's skirts.
2.2 secs
Atlanta (2016) - S01E10 The Jacket
♪ Had my pencil and plus my paper ♪
4.8 secs
E.T. The Extraterrestrial
"'I promised Wendy to take it and I will, as soon as I have sharpened my dagger.'
2.3 secs
Scrooge (1951)
Well, if it isn't, l'd like you to tell me what you do spend a lifetime
4.8 secs
The Mighty Boosh (2004) - S03E03 Fantasy
I had a pencil case and it was very similar to the boy's who used to sit next to me.
2.8 secs
The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
Do you have a piece of paper and a pencil?
4 secs
King of the Hill (1997) - S06E18 Comedy
If you have something to hide, I suggest you hide it.
3.5 secs
Hozier - Take Me To Church
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
2.5 secs
My So-Called Life (1994) - S01E03 Guns and Gossip
I thought with the tomato it would sharpen it a bit--
1.8 secs
Sherlock (2010) - S04E02
And if you want to hide a murder,
2.5 secs
Star Trek (2009)
l think if that equation had been discovered, l'd have heard about it.
1.9 secs
Me Before You (2016)
You appear to have a problem with your skirt.