"Where would I even take Kimmy out on a date?"

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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: S01E09
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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - Season 1, Episode 9 Kimmy Has a Birthday!
Where would I even take Kimmy out on a date?
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - Season 1, Episode 3 Kimmy Goes on a Date!
I can't even do a dream date right.
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - Season 1, Episode 3 Kimmy Goes on a Date!
Why would you ever go out with him?
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - Season 1, Episode 3 Kimmy Goes on a Date!
Is Kimmy Smith even your real name?
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - Season 1, Episode 3 Kimmy Goes on a Date!
Because Kimmy has a second date.
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - Season 1, Episode 3 Kimmy Goes on a Date!
where is the morning star necklace
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - Season 1, Episode 3 Kimmy Goes on a Date!
I swore I'd take that secret to my grave,
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - Season 1, Episode 3 Kimmy Goes on a Date!
and we don't even know who she is.
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - Season 1, Episode 3 Kimmy Goes on a Date!
I can't find anything out about you online.
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - Season 1, Episode 3 Kimmy Goes on a Date!
Um, I'm not sure I'm ready for a date date.
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - Season 1, Episode 3 Kimmy Goes on a Date!
For your information, the reason I put this suit on
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - Season 1, Episode 3 Kimmy Goes on a Date!
'Cause I actually don't even know your last name.
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - Season 1, Episode 3 Kimmy Goes on a Date!
would get what I've been through.
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - Season 1, Episode 3 Kimmy Goes on a Date!
Sometimes the Reverend would tie our hair together.
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - Season 1, Episode 3 Kimmy Goes on a Date!
Here, take it. It doesn't matter anyway.
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - Season 1, Episode 3 Kimmy Goes on a Date!
Here, you can take one of my old cell phones.
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E02 Kimmy Goes on a Playdate!
a world of infinite Kimmys.
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - Season 1, Episode 10 Kimmy's in a Love Triangle!
- Where would I even put it? - Make it stop looking at me!
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - Season 1, Episode 3 Kimmy Goes on a Date!
Kimmy, I apologize for this.
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: S01E10
- Where would I even put it? - Make it stop looking at me!