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I'm a free man. I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months.
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I'm a free man. I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months.
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1.9 secs
Raging Bull (1980)
I haven't had a winner in six months.
1.8 secs
Men in Black III (2012)
This ain't a conjugal visit.
3.1 secs
Ray Donovan (2013) - S04E01
and, uh, haven't had a drink in six months.
1.5 secs
In Bruges (2008)
I haven't had a shag in months!
3.2 secs
Desperate Housewives (2004) - S02E04 Romance
I'll pay you six. I expect a conjugal visit tomorrow by noon.
3 secs
Game of Thrones (2011) - S02E01
I haven't seen a girl in six months.
2 secs
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
I haven't seen him in a month.
3.3 secs
Modern Family (2009) - S08E06 Grab It
I haven't had one night to myself in six months,
3.8 secs
30 Rock (2006) - S07E12 Hogcock!
It would have to be a conjugal visit because I am in a Puerto Rican jail.
2.2 secs
Arrested Development (2003) - S01E05 Charity Drive
I just haven't had sex in a month.
2.3 secs
Shameless (2011) - S07E11 Drama
I haven't had a drink in seven months.
2.6 secs
American Dad! (2005) - S01E17 Comedy
I might as well giveyou a conjugal visit.
2.9 secs
Aloha (2015)
...on C-SPAN, and you get a conjugal visit every other month...
2.4 secs
Desperate Housewives (2004) - S02E04 Romance
[laughs] A conjugal visit would fix it?
2.6 secs
Black Mirror (2011) - S03E01
plus I haven't dipped under a 4.7 in, like, six months.
4.3 secs
They Live (1988)
I haven't seen them in six months.
1.7 secs
Suits (2011) - S06E07 Drama
I haven't seen Henry in six months,
3.2 secs
Sons of Anarchy (2008) - S06E05 Crime
Conjugal's a conjugal, Morrow.
4.5 secs
Arthur (1981)
I saved my money. I haven't had a drink in a month.
2 secs
Requiem for a Dream (2000)
I haven't seen him in months.
2.2 secs
Game of Thrones (2011) - S02E03
l haven't had a proper shit in six days.
4 secs
Basic Instinct (1992)
- How's the booze? - Haven't had a drink in three months.
2.9 secs
Finding Forrester (2000)
...as you haven't had a call in six... Okay.
4 secs
Mars Attacks! (1996)
I am an alcoholic, but I haven't had a drink in three months.
3.6 secs
Devious Maids (2013) - S02E02 Drama
I had to work as a maid for six months,
3.1 secs
We Bare Bears (2015) - S01E09 Comedy
We can't throw this out. I haven't had a high-five in months.
3.3 secs
Desperate Housewives (2004) - S02E04 Romance
I don't think a conjugal visit is such a ridiculous request.