"It's a wig. I was born without the top of my skull."

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Joe Dirt
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Joe Dirt
Well, I was born without the top of my skull,
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
By then, Mutt was born and I was married!
Without a Paddle (2004)
That just came right off the top of my head.
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E03 Kimmy Goes to a Play!
and tie it in a knot on the top of your skull
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
Orellana wasn't born in Peru. He was born in Spain.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
You don't pull someone's skull apart without a little lower arm strength. Know, what I mean?
Without a Paddle (2004)
Listen up. Go due north till you get to the top of the ridge,
Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge
I don't wear a wig.
Without a Paddle (2004)
Top side of the tree.
Seinfeld (1989) - S07E19 The Wig Master
The Revolutionary War was the last war fought in wigs...
Gone with the Wind (1939)
To begin my life with the beginning of my life, I record that I was born... "
Over the Top (1987)
If I win, it's just because I wanted to be the best, one time in my life.
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
...that makes them act right, but I was born without it. I'm no good.
The Benchwarmers (2006)
I would've never have thought that was a wig.
Without a Paddle (2004)
- What, class toddler? - Hey, I was employee of the month
The Comebacks (2007)
My Jeanie, she used to wag her finger in front of my face
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
You don't pull someone's skull apart without a little lower arm strength. Know, what I mean?
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
Last night, my toe was as big as my face.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
I'm great with the blade. I just think it's a waste of time.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - S04E02 The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis
You think I was born yesterday?