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4.1 secs
Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life S01E02 Spring
I do not wanna touch or see his sperm until I get a firm sperm agreement.
3.5 secs
Admission (2013)
I knew I needed his sperm but I did not need him.
3.7 secs
The Office (2005) - S04E02 Fun Run (Part 2)
I don't want to grow weird sperm in case we ever want to have kids.
1.7 secs
Parks and Recreation (2009) - S05E16 Bailout
and I asked Chris to donate his sperm.
4.5 secs
The Meaning of Life (1983) Musical
Every sperm is wanted
3.7 secs
Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)
I didn't really want to go to a sperm bank,
1.5 secs
Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce (2014) - S02E03 Drama
Well, no one wants their sperm
1.6 secs
Parks and Recreation (2009) - S05E12 Ann's Decision
You want my sperm.
2.8 secs
Twin Peaks (1992) - S02E08
I want to talk to you about my sperms.
1.2 secs
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - S03E11 Crime
You cannot use his sperm.
1.3 secs
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - S03E11 Crime
You cannot use his sperm.
1.5 secs
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - S03E11 Crime
Heard you want your sperm.
1.8 secs
Pump Up the Volume (1990)
Want whale sperm with that?
1.5 secs
The Best Man Holiday (2013)
I don't have a low sperm...
2.6 secs
Mallrats (1995)
Do you think her fallopian tubes can handle his sperm?
2.3 secs
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - S04E11 Crime
I got my friend's sperm back from his ex-wife last year.
2.5 secs
The Simpsons (1989) - S29E17
I want to see a giant squid attack a sperm whale
2.6 secs
Parks and Recreation (2009) - S05E15 Correspondents' Lunch
I want to have a baby. Will you be the sperm donor?
1.3 secs
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
I don't want his money!
1.5 secs
Pump Up the Volume (1990)
You want whale sperm with that?
1.3 secs
30 Rock (2006) - S02E15 Cooter
No, I can't go to a sperm bank.
3.3 secs
Friends (1994) - S01E02 The One With the Sonogram at the End
That's funny. Really? I don't remember you making any sperm.
2.4 secs
The Fountainhead (1949)
No. No, I don't want to know his name.
2.9 secs
American Dad! (2005) - S02E06 Comedy
No need. I already banked plenty of sperm...
4.7 secs
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Look, I don't want his cigarettes, and I don't want his or his or his...
4 secs
30 Rock (2006) - S01E09 The Baby Show
and I am not looking for sperm donors.
2.6 secs
King of the Hill (1997) - S03E05 Comedy
BUT I DO HAVE TO MEASURE YOUR SPERM COUNT.