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No daughter of mine is dating an illegal alien.
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No daughter of mine is dating an illegal alien.
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2.7 secs
American Dad! (2005) - S05E08 Comedy
[Gasps] No daughter of mine is going into fatty porn!
2.6 secs
Will & Grace (1998) - S01E22 Object Of My Rejection
But there is something about a last-minute marriage to an illegal alien
2.1 secs
Bridge of Spies (2015)
I don't see how an alien, if he's here illegally,
2.5 secs
One Day at a Time 2017 (2017) - S01E05 TBA
So, you're an illegal alien?
2.1 secs
American Dad! (2005) - S02E11 Comedy
You mean an illegal alien?
3 secs
Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)
Alien combatant. Here illegally.
2.5 secs
Family Guy (1999) - S04E10 Comedy
This is ridiculous. No daughter of mine is going to be happy.
3 secs
Friends (1994) - S01E19 The One Where the Monkey Gets Away
Possession of an illegal exotic is punishable...
3.6 secs
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
He's conducting illegal experiments. He is breeding some sort of-
2.5 secs
Parks and Recreation (2009) - S04E06 End of the World
Chris? No, he's actually dating Jerry's daughter.
3.6 secs
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
He's conducting illegal experiments. He is breeding some sort of-
4.1 secs
Repo Man (1984)
- 'Illegal aliens?' - 'No, silly. Extraterrestrials.'
2.4 secs
South Park (1997) - S08E12 Comedy
What?! No daughter of mine is going to dress like a whore!
2.8 secs
The Simpsons (1989) - S29E01
No daughter of mine is gonna end up in the hex trade.
5.4 secs
Michael Collins (1996)
This is an illegal arrest by an illegal force of occupation!
2.1 secs
The Simpsons (1989) - S05E09 Comedy
- This man's an illegal alien. - [ Chuckles ]
3.8 secs
Face/Off (1997)
No daughter of mine would shoot so wide.
5.1 secs
Mystic River (2003)
I didn't want Brendan or any other Harris dating Katie or any daughter of mine.
2 secs
Game of Thrones (2011) - S07E02 Adventure
His daughter is no different.
3.2 secs
The IT Crowd (2006) - S02E03 Moss And The German
This is an illegal copy of a film.
1.4 secs
Parks and Recreation (2009) - S04E10 Citizen Knope
- No, no, no. - Her daughter is an idiot!
2.1 secs
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)
What good is freedom when you're an illegal immigrant
1.8 secs
25th Hour (2002)
Maybe her aunt is illegal alien.
2 secs
Draft Day (2014)
Max is an old friend of mine.
3.2 secs
Bob's Burgers (2011) - S02E07
This is an old classic of mine.
2.9 secs
True Romance (1993)
...her pimp is an associate of mine.
3.7 secs
Westworld (2016) - S02E04 The Riddle of the Sphinx
is an old... amigo of mine.