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Axe Cop would never tell people to stab themselves.
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3.6 secs
Axe Cop (2013) - S02E06 Comedy
They're all going to stab themselves because they're all so stupid!
2.2 secs
Axe Cop (2013) - S02E06 Comedy
and stab themselves in the chest.
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Axe Cop (2013) - S02E06 Comedy
Stab.
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Marvel's Jessica Jones (2015) - S01E10 Crime
People ready to stab themselves or something.
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Axe Cop (2013) - S02E08 Comedy
Fine. I would never want to hold your hand anyway,
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Axe Cop (2013) - S02E09 Comedy
better animals that people would be excited to see.
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Axe Cop (2013) - S02E07 Comedy
Oh! I bet he's gonna use it to stab God!
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Axe Cop (2013) - S02E06 Comedy
when they get stabbed.
1.4 secs
South Park (1997) - S18E01 Comedy
to tell people to go fuck themselves.
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Axe Cop (2013) - S01E02 Comedy
Oh no, everyone in the world has pooped themselves to death.
2.7 secs
Axe Cop (2013) - S02E04 Comedy
♪ to drown the sand people ♪
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Axe Cop (2013) - S01E03 Comedy
I'm going to tell you
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Axe Cop (2013) - S01E05 Comedy
Never!
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Axe Cop (2013) - S01E12 Comedy
And Axe Cop would never fall in love with a dumb person!
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Axe Cop (2013) - S02E07 Comedy
I volunteered to work with homeless people.
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Axe Cop (2013) - S01E08 Comedy
Some people have other things to do.
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Axe Cop (2013) - S01E08 Comedy
I can't wait to tell Tracy
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The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict
People who would jump to conclusions can redeem themselves.
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Axe Cop (2013) - S01E08 Comedy
I alone have escaped to tell you.
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Axe Cop (2013) - S01E09 Comedy
Tell that to the sun, genius.
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Axe Cop (2013) - S01E02 Comedy
Tell that to Mr. Doo Doo.
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Axe Cop (2013) - S01E04 Comedy
Shhh, she's trying to tell us something.
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Axe Cop (2013) - S02E06 Comedy
I say we stab ourselves in the chest.
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Axe Cop - S02E01 Night Mission: The Moon
Never! You lied to me!
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Axe Cop (2013) - S02E02 Comedy
- Tell my friends what you want to do. - Whatever my master tells me.
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Axe Cop (2013) - S01E01 Comedy
Which is almost never. Now allow me to honor the
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Axe Cop (2013) - S01E10 Comedy
Now hurry it up! I'm never going to get