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- I don't know the guy, but I've got two kidneys, and he needs one.
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I don't know what he's got, but for a sick guy, he's very strong.
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Yours. I just got 43 points for kidney.
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Don't worry about the tip. But I've got one for you.
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But I just don't know.
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I don't know, but I've
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Yeah, but I've got couscous.
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I've got the perfect guy. I don't find him attractive, but you might.
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I don't know, man. But we need two more cars.
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I've been sitting here for two and a half hours and I still don't know why.
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And I don't know what you guys think but...
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