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Mortimer Smith Jr. New York Times best selling author.
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Best-selling author of...
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and author of the New York Times bestseller Human Health,
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New York.
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New York State Liquor Authority.
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Sir, do you sell The New York Times?
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perfumist, IBS survivor, best-selling author
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of the New York Times number-one best seller,
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And it's on the New York Times Best Seller list.
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the best-selling author of the breakout
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author of many best-selling novels
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a certain ruggedly handsome best-selling author.
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It's been on The New York Times Best Seller list
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I've become a best-selling author,
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Months on the New York Times bestseller list. Months! Look.
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The New York Times.
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"the New York times?"
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Network (1976)
The New York Times--
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New York this time.
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Best, uh... Best reporter in New York?
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I'm gonna sell you on New York.
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He's the best-selling author of Letting Go...
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Is that best-selling mystery author James Patterson?!
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It's quite a thing to get a best-selling author.
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Is that best-selling mystery author James Patterson?!
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- They're selling, Mortimer. - Why, that's ridiculous.
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New York City! Times Square!
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In "The New York Times."