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If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now.
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The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet
Well, honestly, Ed, I really don't want to be up there right now.
2.5 secs
Passenger 57 (1992)
I wouldn't be surprised if he blew up the plane...
2.2 secs
Gravity Falls (2012) - S01E01 Tourist Trapped
I wouldn't be surprised if the man of my dreams
1.5 secs
King of the Hill (1997) - S05E11 Comedy
I wouldn't be surprised...
1.5 secs
A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Wide Window 2 - S01E06
I wouldn't be surprised if Captain Sham
3.7 secs
King of the Hill (1997) - S06E04 Comedy
I think you got more important things to do right now than shoot up my car.
2 secs
Family Guy (1999) - S15E01
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up
4.3 secs
5 Seconds of Summer - Amnesia
If today I woke up with you right beside me
2.7 secs
Stranger Things (2016) - S01E02 Chapter Two: The Weirdo on Maple Street
I woke up and my head, it really hurt bad,
2.3 secs
Walk the Line (2005)
I am supporting more than myself right now.
2.1 secs
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - S04E08 Paddy's Pub: The Worst Bar in America
"I woke up in my neighbor's bed with a head wound,"
2.6 secs
Sons of Anarchy (2008) - S06E09 Crime
No more surprised than I am.
1.9 secs
Seinfeld (1989) - S09E08 The Betrayal
I woke up with this.
3.2 secs
Wimbledon (2004)
I wouldn't be surprised if Colt got real tight now.
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The Mindy Project (2012) - S01E05 Danny Castellano is My Gynecologist
If it wasn't hard, I wouldn't be who I am.
4.1 secs
Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse
Whatever. If I wasn't involved right now, I wouldn't mind being set up.
3.6 secs
Family Guy (1999) - S06E07
I have never been more in love with someone than I am with you right now.
3 secs
Let's Go to Prison (2006)
'cause I wanna be sewn right in there with your ass.
4.7 secs
The Powerpuff Girls (2002)
Now I am more Mojo than before!
6.3 secs
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997) - S05E22 Drama
I'm on total overload, and I don't think that I could be more nervous than I am right now.
2.2 secs
American Horror Story (2011) - S01E11 Horror
I wouldn't be surprised if your obstetrician...
2.4 secs
The Simpsons S27E08
I wouldn't be surprised if you were the least messed-up kid
3.8 secs
The Spanish Prisoner (1997)
Common issue. I wouldn't be surprised if we--
3.2 secs
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
I wouldn't be surprised if Billy applied for sex reassignment...
2.5 secs
The Odd Couple (2015) - S01E02 The Ghostwriter
I wouldn't be surprised if under all that anger
2.8 secs
The Family Man (2000)
I wouldn't be surprised if you drank about 16
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The Lion King (1994)
If I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise.