"I was drunk. I had a chance to get laid."

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East Bound and Down: s01e03
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Ted 2 (2015)
This was the only chance I could get him alone. I had to move fast.
Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
This was the only chance I could get him alone. I had to move fast.
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Well, I saw you come in. I was hoping I'd get a chance to meet you.
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I never had a chance to apologize.
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Back to the Future Part III (1990)
I see you got yourself some respectable clothes, lad, and a fine hat.
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All I know is a simple name, everything has changed
To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)
I was to be a ham.
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I never laid a hand on her.
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I laid myself out, I was so tired, and I started to dream
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I didn't mean to. I know. God, Jeff. I was so drunk.
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I haven't had a chance to say it yet,
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♪ I never had a chance to shine ♪
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I woke up before l had a chance to explore, but it has to mean something.
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Are you trying to get me drunk?
Mission to Mars (2000) Thriller
I may not get another chance to... to make... another chance... chance...
Without a Paddle (2004)
Billy's dead and he's still got a better chance of getting laid than I do.