"I was drunk. I had a chance to get laid."

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East Bound and Down: s01e03
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Ted 2 (2015)
This was the only chance I could get him alone. I had to move fast.
Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
This was the only chance I could get him alone. I had to move fast.
San Andreas (2015)
Yeah. I was meaning to tell you, but we haven't had a chance to...
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Well, I saw you come in. I was hoping I'd get a chance to meet you.
Kick Ass 2 (2013)
If I was even thinking about a Kick-Ass sequel, I had to get serious.
Beyoncé - Best Thing I Never Had
When I think that there was a time
Rumor Has It... (2005)
I didn't mean to. I know. God, Jeff. I was so drunk.
Dogma (1999)
If I had a dick, I'd go get laid.
I Heart Huckabees (2004)
I played in that tree when I was little. I thought we had a chance...
Sophie B. Hawkins - Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover
I had a dream, I was your hero
To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)
I was to be a ham.
Back to the Future Part III (1990)
I see you got yourself some respectable clothes, lad, and a fine hat.
Without a Paddle (2004)
Billy's dead and he's still got a better chance of getting laid than I do.
Digital Underground- The Humpty Dance
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
The Black Dahlia (2006)
I haven't had a chance to shoot anybody yet.
Get off of my cloud,, The Rolling Stones
I laid myself out, I was so tired, and I started to dream
Shrek (2001)
And treat me like a Nostradamus was why I had to get my shine on.
House of Cards (2013) - S03E12
Uh, I just changed her diaper. I haven't had a chance to wash my hands.
Failure to Launch (2006)
so I can afford to get laid on every continent.
Get Hard (2015)
I won't give the blacks a chance to win.